sbd's definitions

Carpet Cruiser

A person that crawls around on the carpet looking for any small amount of drugs they may have dropped while getting high.

Leroy ran out of crack at 3 a.m. It is now 6 a.m. and he is still Carpet Cruising. I saw him smoke three pieces of drywall and one pretzle crumb already. Look at those carpet cruiser rug burns on his knees....so sad

by sbd April 9, 2006

Wall Slider

A person who has just heard bad news and then rushes to the nearest wall and places thier back to it and slides down as they weep and scream.

I was watching maury povich show and after he told Shawanda that the 8th man tested was NOT the father, she ran backstage and turned into a wall slider.

by sbd April 9, 2006

Nappy Time

When you need sleepy.

I'm Tired and I don't feel like doing shit. The windows open and it's raining. It's Nappy Time.

by SBD May 13, 2005

Fraberknackle Bullshit

An outrageous event event that is more unbelievable than just your regular everyday bullshit.

Did you see that O.J. verdict? Wasn't that some Frabernackle Bullshit?

by SBD March 27, 2005

Too bad spock dies

You say this when someone gives away the ending of a movie.

Hey, watching star trek 2 huh? Too bad spock dies.

by SBD March 27, 2005

Floor Sniffer

A more extreme version of a Wall Slider except they fall to the floor with thier nose buried into the ground.

Ashley was 150% sure that dante was the father of her baby. After Maury annouced that he was NOT. She ran backstage and fell to her knees and put her nose into the ground as she cried. CLOSE THOSE LEGS FOR 5 MINUTES AND YOU WONT BE A Floor Sniffer.

by sbd April 9, 2006

listenin

Another way of saying you are resting my eyes

"Are you going to sleep?" "no, I'm just listenin"...Zzz

by SBD April 25, 2005