sbd's definitions
A person that crawls around on the carpet looking for any small amount of drugs they may have dropped while getting high.
Leroy ran out of crack at 3 a.m. It is now 6 a.m. and he is still Carpet Cruising. I saw him smoke three pieces of drywall and one pretzle crumb already. Look at those carpet cruiser rug burns on his knees....so sad
by sbd April 9, 2006
Get the Carpet Cruisermug. A person who has just heard bad news and then rushes to the nearest wall and places thier back to it and slides down as they weep and scream.
I was watching maury povich show and after he told Shawanda that the 8th man tested was NOT the father, she ran backstage and turned into a wall slider.
by sbd April 9, 2006
Get the Wall Slidermug. by SBD May 13, 2005
Get the Nappy Timemug. by SBD March 27, 2005
Get the Fraberknackle Bullshitmug. by SBD March 27, 2005
Get the Too bad spock diesmug. A more extreme version of a Wall Slider except they fall to the floor with thier nose buried into the ground.
Ashley was 150% sure that dante was the father of her baby. After Maury annouced that he was NOT. She ran backstage and fell to her knees and put her nose into the ground as she cried. CLOSE THOSE LEGS FOR 5 MINUTES AND YOU WONT BE A Floor Sniffer.
by sbd April 9, 2006
Get the Floor Sniffermug. by SBD April 25, 2005
Get the listeninmug.