Carpet Cruiser

A person that crawls around on the carpet looking for any small amount of drugs they may have dropped while getting high.

Leroy ran out of crack at 3 a.m. It is now 6 a.m. and he is still Carpet Cruising. I saw him smoke three pieces of drywall and one pretzle crumb already. Look at those carpet cruiser rug burns on his knees....so sad

by sbd April 9, 2006

Wall Slider

A person who has just heard bad news and then rushes to the nearest wall and places thier back to it and slides down as they weep and scream.

I was watching maury povich show and after he told Shawanda that the 8th man tested was NOT the father, she ran backstage and turned into a wall slider.

by sbd April 9, 2006

Power Fucking

The art of having sexual intercourse in a very violent and aerobic manor.

Boy am I sore! Me and pam portwood did some Power Fucking last night.

by SBD March 27, 2005

Socom Doo

A matted down stripe of hair on the top of your head that comes as a result of wearing a headset used to play online games for hours and hours.

Look at the Socom Doo on that guy. He either just got off of work at the drive thru or he's been playing socom all night.

by SBD March 27, 2005

Rockin' A Deuce

Taking a giant shit

It's a long trip. I had better rock a deuce before we leave.

by SBD March 27, 2005

Noodle Neck

The feeling of having no bones in your neck while under the influence of drugs.

Damn..these painkillers gave me a case of noodle neck. I can barely hold my head up.

by SBD April 20, 2005

Floor Sniffer

A more extreme version of a Wall Slider except they fall to the floor with thier nose buried into the ground.

Ashley was 150% sure that dante was the father of her baby. After Maury annouced that he was NOT. She ran backstage and fell to her knees and put her nose into the ground as she cried. CLOSE THOSE LEGS FOR 5 MINUTES AND YOU WONT BE A Floor Sniffer.

by sbd April 9, 2006