california potato chip

The puddle of his-n-her goo left on the sheets after fucking. Once dry, it can be peeled off the sheets and eaten like a thin, crispy potato chip.
Ew! Are we having California Potato Chips for breakfast again? I'd better go to the grocery store today.
by Satan October 20, 2003
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The Diarrhea Song

A funny song about diarrhea, otherwise known as "The Butt Mud, Poo Goo, Poopoo Water, Montezuma's Revenge".

When you're climbing up a ladder,
and you feel something splatter...

Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)

When your chillin' with your daughter,
and you feel the poopoo water...

Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)

When you're walkin down the hall,
and you feel something fall.

Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)

When you're riding in a Chevvy
and you feel something heavy.

Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)

And so on, and so forth.
He sang the Diarrhea Song and I gutted that homo.
by Satan March 18, 2005
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Brisco

Satans Bestfreind so don't mess with him. Also the best person in the world.
by Satan March 18, 2004
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hell

Your not living in heaven.
Life on earth is hurtful, mean, tormenting.
by Satan February 11, 2005
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wasta

1. Person of caucasian decent imitating aspects of rastafarian religion whilst not holding beliefs. Much like term 'wigger'.
2. Name of white reggae/ punk band.
That white boy says he's a rasta but doesn't care for jah, what a wasta.
by satan June 15, 2004
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red sea

what happens every month for women
Joe: MAN DAT BAITCH MUST BE BLEEDIN THE RED SEA
by satan November 19, 2003
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the kicker

Ironic, negative or surprising consequence/fact or Catch-22. Unexpected result.

Usually follows a positive statement. Used as bridging statement for dramatic effect, to a negative consequence/statement.

Probably stems from the phrase "you'll be kicking yourself for this one"
Sure, renting an apartment is cheaper and gives you a lot of flexibility to move around, but here's the kicker: with the money threw away renting places for 5-10 years you could have been well into a mortgage and have built up some personal equity, and credit.
by satan November 09, 2003
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