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Unicorn Fluffer

A girl who lives in a fantasy world, usually her bedroom is decorated in a fantasy theme, has excessive fantasies about guys in bands, actors or other fantasy figures who she will never meet, spends excessive time online living her 'life' on social networking sites or 3D virtual worlds or blogging. Wishes she could become her avatar. Her fantasy world is more satisfying than reality.

One girl to another: Jessica is becoming like a hermit.

Another: I haven't seen her in forever.

Girl: She messages me thru Myspace, she never calls anymore.

Another: She texted me that she found her soulmate on Second Life.

Girl: Probably a hideous troll In Real Life.

Another: Well he probably doesn't know what she looks like IRL either.

Girl: She's seen Twilight 20 times. She blogged about it on her LiveJournal. I think she's become a Unicorn Fluffer!

by sarasplayroom.com August 2, 2009

Sofa Circuit

The couch crasher develops a sofa circuit of sympathetic or co-dependent friends' places with sofas to crash on. Only losers do the sofa circuit, because they are perpetually broke and too lazy to get a regular job and live a responsible life.

Tim has been on the sofa circuit for a year, crashing at different friends' places till they get sick of him and kick him out, then he moves on to the next friend's sofa.

by Sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009

Taffy Pulling

Pulling on a limp dick trying to get it hard to the point of futility, often done while drunk and horny, but unable to get hard due to whiskey dick

Drunk girl to drunk guy: Stop the taffy pulling, just pop a Viagra if you can't get it up manually!!!

by sarasplayroom.com July 22, 2009

Cobra Foam

Another slang term for gizz, cum, sperm, semen, etc.

Unbelievable how much Cobra Foam some male porn stars shoot....

by Sarasplayroom.com June 30, 2009

Boob-atoo

A tattoo on a girl's boob. A/k/a Boobatoo.

No wonder why she is wearing that low cut top. She wants to show off her boob-atoo.

by sarasplayroom.com May 16, 2009

Shops for Tops

A faggy bottom boy who looks for dominant tops in bars, clubs or online.

Chad always shops for tops. He doesn't want to end up with another faggy bottom boy.

by sarasplayroom.com March 1, 2009

Pin Lips

Tight, thin lips, usually creating a pained, fake smile. Women especially celebrities might seek lip plumping injections to remedy pin lips, only to end up with hideous trout pouts.

She's got pin lips, I wouldn't know where her lips even begin if she wasn't wearing lipstick. I'm surprised she hasn't had them injected except there isn't much to work with!

by sarasplayroom.com November 25, 2009