sanjuro_kurosawa's definitions

Bu-bu-but

Bu-bu-but is the stuttering when a blowhard, typically spouting political opinions, has his argument totally shut down, and he makes one last confused attempt with his same tired stock line.

Jesus: Ok, so here is what I want you to do. Love others just as I have loved you. Take care of them and don't judge them.

Disciple: Bu-bu-but what if they are gay.

Jesus: Did I stutter?

by sanjuro_kurosawa July 21, 2014

cornteen

A misspelling of quarantine, a necessary practice to limit the spread of Coronarvirus. The usage of cornteen indicates low intelligence and high impulsiveness, and anyone using this term should be in quarantine from everyone else.

Yo, tired of this cornteen! Let's party down by the lookout.

by sanjuro_kurosawa March 26, 2020

Rally Thong

Aubrey Huff's (San Francisco Giants baseball player) lucky red thong (for men).

Originally a gag gift from his wife, he wore it during the final months of the season, leading up to a World Series victory.

Really, it is a play on rally hats and the rally monkey.

OMG, the Giants are losing! We need put on our Rally Thongs right now!

by sanjuro_kurosawa November 9, 2010

Pokemon Zombie

When a large group of weirdos congregate in public places like parks and malls, staring into their phones, and walking aimlessly.

They are playing Pokemon, oblivious to the world, like a zombie pack

I tried to walk through the plaza but there were too many Pokemon Zombies blocking the way.

by sanjuro_kurosawa July 17, 2016

boss attack

Originally boss attack referred the final battle in video games against the toughest opponent in the game.

However, I also describe it when your work boss decides to make your life hard, like assigning work at 4pm on Friday.

Oh, oh, boss attack. Everyone look busy and maybe he won't tell us to rearrange the stockroom.

by sanjuro_kurosawa September 8, 2010

Hooligan Rider

Anyone on a moto could be a hooligan rider. It could be a stunter doing wheelies, a sport bike rider lane splitting at 100mph, or a bad ass Harley rider running the throttle at a light.

Really, any rider causing lots of trouble is a hooligan.

"OMG! That hooligan rider almost clipped the bumper of my Prius. Doesn't he know the speed limit is just 55 here?"

"I'm going out tonight and doing a bunch of stoppies and donuts. Fuck cars, I'm riding Hooligan".

by sanjuro_kurosawa January 20, 2011