by Sanfred March 23, 2010
Get the Musket Ball mug.I was at a party last weekend and got so drunk I convinced a chick to king me in the master bathroom.
by sanfred August 20, 2010
Get the King Me mug.Coach a little league team to the city title, take them out to pizza to celebrate, have them come back to your house for ice cream, kill them, have sex with them and bury them in the walls of your basement.
Hey man where's Rick been, I haven't seen him in months.
Dude, he got sent to jail bro, got busted pulling a little leaguer.
Dude, he got sent to jail bro, got busted pulling a little leaguer.
by sanfred December 17, 2010
Get the Little Leaguer mug.Similar to a grilled cheese, the first step is to toast two slices of bread, next microwave the two slices of bread with desired number of cheese slices until sufficiently melted.
Bro, I'm starving, I want a grilled cheese, but I don't want to do all that work.
Dude, just technology cheese instead.
YES!
Dude, just technology cheese instead.
YES!
by sanfred December 10, 2012
Get the Technology Cheese mug.Bro, Tito has been acting like a clown all day, I want to get him to shut the fuck up.
I'll tell ya what you should do fella, you gotta Lumber Nuts that fool.
Shit, that's kinda gay, but it's a great idea.
I'll tell ya what you should do fella, you gotta Lumber Nuts that fool.
Shit, that's kinda gay, but it's a great idea.
by sanfred November 02, 2011
Get the Lumber Nuts mug.1. The act of taking a dump into a pot of boiling water.
2. The act of busting down the door and shooting someone in the chest with an elephant gun dressed as Hunter van Pelt from Jumanji, while they are taking a dump, and stealing their shit.
2. The act of busting down the door and shooting someone in the chest with an elephant gun dressed as Hunter van Pelt from Jumanji, while they are taking a dump, and stealing their shit.
1. Bro, I was camping last weekend and after I was done cooking the beans, I took the leftover water and took a dump in it.
Dude, yes, I love Loaf Poaching
2. Ricky is in the bathroom right now, I want to play a prank on him, what should I do.
You should absolutely poach his loaf man.
Dude, yes, I love Loaf Poaching
2. Ricky is in the bathroom right now, I want to play a prank on him, what should I do.
You should absolutely poach his loaf man.
by sanfred December 14, 2010
Get the Loaf Poaching mug.Getting laid soley based on one's own political beliefs and allegiances. These beliefs may be actual or situational, preferably the latter.
I'm tired of all these bullshit partisan politics bro.
You've got that right man, but what can we do to unite this great country of ours?
I'll tell you what, guys and girls on both side of the aisle can agree on one thing...it's time to hit the Campaign Tail!
You've got that right man, but what can we do to unite this great country of ours?
I'll tell you what, guys and girls on both side of the aisle can agree on one thing...it's time to hit the Campaign Tail!
by sanfred December 16, 2011
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