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turd cutter

1. What God gave man to prevent him from leaving massive turds that clog up your mom's toilet.

2. Used to efficiently break down the enourmity of your pooh's to a more manageable size, making flushing easier.

3.Your leather donut, tradesmens entrance, ballon knot, mohagony knot, etc..

4. Anti brown trout mechanism located in your ass.
Colin blew out his O-ring at a young age, severely damaging the effectiveness of his turd cutter.
by Samhain_Knight January 26, 2005
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balloon knot

Comical term for ones anus. Other known alias's/AKA's: tar star, mahogany knot, harvest moon, whale eye, rusty sheriff's badge.
Peggy Sue's balloon knot was well manicured and smelled like fresh ground coffee...
by Samhain_Knight October 20, 2004
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Irish

1) How I like my coffee

2) People from the island of Ireland (Eire). They only purely Celtic country to survive out of the middle ages. Least Anglosized of all the Celtic lands. Kept there language, tradiditions and culture in the face of repeated invasions from Germanic and Nordic tribes such as Saxon, Angles, Jutes, Vikings, etc...

3) Inventors of the bagpipe

4) Second only to the Scottish!
Hey there Shamish, why don't you Irish up my coffee for me.
by Samhain_Knight December 8, 2004
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ebony rhythm stick

Black mans Womb Snake or Uterus Worm.
Yo shawty, can you play the ebony rhythm stick?
by Samhain_Knight August 10, 2004
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turd burgler

Often used by Aussies to denote a Poof.
Hey Ricardo, you really got your shit pushed in by that Turd Burgler at Ripples last nite!
by Samhain_Knight July 27, 2004
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sweater monkies

1) Perky, full bodied, and well rounded boobs.

2) Tits that are protected buy an insulating layer of cotton or cashmere

3) See dairy pillows or sugar mounds,
Damn Ruthie's sweater monkies got me so hard at work today I couldn't leave my cubicle.
by Samhain_Knight December 14, 2004
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sausage wallet

It's where I store my Pork Sword.
I just deposited a gallon of man yogurt in that gals sausage wallet.
by Samhain_Knight August 10, 2004
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