samhain_knight's definitions

taint

1. In Pro Figure Skating, it's the preffered area for placement of the male skating partner's hand when lifting his female partner above his head.

2. The jagged or wavy line between your marble bag and balloon knot.

Have you ever had your taint stimulated by a woman? It comes highly recommended!

by Samhain_Knight February 24, 2005

sausage wallet

It's where I store my Pork Sword.

I just deposited a gallon of man yogurt in that gals sausage wallet.

by Samhain_Knight August 10, 2004

Big Breasted Belly Thrasher

1) A big girl
2) A swamp donkey w/ large diary pillows who's down to screw at the drop of a hat. Usually revolting in appearance.
3) Horny ass fat chick

Don't do it Colin! I don't care how smashed you are, that big breasted belly thrasher will hurt you....

by Samhain_Knight September 3, 2004

samhain

Meaning "Summer's End" One of the Celtic sabbaths practiced on November 1st to celebrate the Celtic New Year.

On Samhain the boundries between our world and the Otherworld are at there weakest.

by Samhain_Knight February 24, 2005

mahogany knot

1. Mr. Anus!
2. Your turd cutter, tar star, whale eye, rusty sheriff's badge.
3. Term describing an idividual's sphincter that is a nice shade of brown, with a hint of redness. Kinda like devil's food cake.
4. An individuals corn hole who suffers from acute exhaust burn.

I heard the pygmy bushmen of the African plains have the most splendid mahogany knots!

by Samhain_Knight February 24, 2005

Belhaven Ale

A heavenly ale brewed by artisan Scots.
Heavier than a Newcastle with a nice nutty flavor. This is truly the Lords nectar. Known to have healing properties and thoroughly cleans out your tradesman's entrance

Jesus of Nazareth (who was half Scot by the way) was known to drink 3 pints at bedtime.

by Samhain_Knight April 14, 2005

tar star

Refering to a paticular style of whale eye, in which there is severe discoloration, aka exhaust burn, Is a precursor to a Rusty Sheriff's Badge and a Harvest Moon.

I wanna be the first kid on my block to get all up in Bunqueefa's tar star.

by Samhain_Knight August 10, 2004