sam's definitions

chimpington scrotum

a chimp with a scrotum on his forehead that rollerblades. he is found in brighton holding pink balloons and candyfloss. armed and heavily dangerous approach with caution

look at that chimpington scrotum skating around brighton WATCH OUT HE'S CUMIN FOR US!!!!!!

by Sam January 13, 2005

Righteous

Used to describe a person that is always right, or makes the correct decision; with a minimal amount of work.

Jeff did not study for the test, but still got an A. "Righteous!"

by Sam July 26, 2004

system of a down

SOAD must be the best band in the whole damn planet...if u dont think so, u can kiss my ass

System of a Down Rules!!!

by sam June 6, 2004

boyfriend

A giant cock-block; his whole goal in life is to dangle a well desired girl in front of many guys faces.

Susies's boyfriend is a giant asshole

by Sam August 8, 2006

Grape fruit shooter

A ridiculously large muffler that dipshits use to replace the stock muffler on ugly little imports. Usually sounds like a leaf blower.

"Real slick tim, now your car sounds like an asshole and is still slow"

by Sam February 27, 2004

Mo-Fo

Short for mother fucker

You stupid Mo-Fo

by Sam July 24, 2003

Waifer

Methadone Pill sold on the streets

I Only took half a waifer

by Sam December 5, 2003