sam's definitions

Gert

'Great' or 'very' in a dirty bristol accent.

'E took me behind the chip shop, and when 'e cum in I, it were gert lush.

by Sam November 13, 2003

ex husband

one who pulls himself excessively

see wanker

by sam December 4, 2003

Drummersrock

A nice helping young 13 year old on the SteamPowered forums who loves drums.

Man, your as 1337 as drummersrock!

by Sam January 28, 2005

nuttsacker

A move in chess where you knock over the opponents pieces with your nutsack.

Finklehelm - 'Ha ha, checkmate'
Marmaduke - 'Oh no, you got me with the old nuttsacker...'

by Sam March 17, 2005

Bust out

A polite yet remarekably slang term for ones arse misfortune.

"Hey larry, did you get a laod of thet Bust out it stank of ass"
"Yer i sure did, that was one HUGE bust out"

by Sam April 2, 2004

swing pipe

well hung

big swingy penis

Damn, that dude is swinging pipe!

by Sam March 4, 2005

Led Zeppelin

The band that the phrase'SEX DRUGS & ROCK AND ROLL'was practically coined for. Performed the best song ever written for various reasons, Stairway To Heaven. What every person over the age of 13 should know: Robert Plant (vocals), Jimi Page (lead guitar), John Paul Jones (bass/keyboard), John Bonham (drums).

To be a rock and not a roll

by Sam December 6, 2003