saints's definitions

Tomahawk

My favorite toy. A small hatchet with a stone, or bone attach to it, used to hitting or killing an animal, or remove a scalp from an enemy, used by native Americans

I showed the boss "Rich" my toy, and he told me to put it away.

by Saints September 20, 2003

Hickory Bark

Bark of a Hickory tree ground up to use for a peace pipe, and apple bark use for extra flavor

Hey that stuff is good. Put that peace pipe and go get your own pipe.

by Saints September 12, 2003

scooby

1. Name of the super snoof dog of Scooby Doo best friends with Shaggy. He was always hungry for a Scooby-Snak.


2. The name of the Florida canine unit who got "his Scooby Snak" from a man robbing a liquor store and then running from the police.

1. "Hey Scooby remember you're 'Grandma Scooby', and 'Grandma Scooby' don't chase cats. So sit down and have a Scooby Snak. Scooby tries to ignore Freddy. Freddy pops Scooby in the nose. Scooby got really pissed and hit Freddy back really hard, giving him a nose bleed.


2. A man robs a Florida liquor store, steals some cigarettes. The police in that area spotted him running, they go after him, he looks back at the police, giving them the signal to unleash the Police Dog named Scooby. Scooby bites him in the manhood, tearing off his family jewels. Scooby almost swallows it. The robber is in the next realm of pain. He ends up in the hospital. They get the man's "package" out of the dog's mouth. And they put it back on the robber who stole the cigarettes. This really happened in Florida, 2 years ago So I'm not making this up.

Aw, he was just wungry and wanted his Scooby Snaks.

by Saints June 21, 2004

crackhead

Rodney King, Darryl Strawberry, Rae Carruthe, Jason Williams.

by Saints October 29, 2003

peace pipe

Pipe used by Native Americans in peace ceremonies. Still used today by Native Americans, or also used in medicinal purposes, also be can used like a regular.

I sometimes let my boss Richey smoke the peace pipe, as long as he let me smoke it first.

by Saints September 9, 2003

pet shop boys

Very good rock band.

I loved listening to the songs West End Girls and We Built This City in '85

by Saints October 22, 2003

headache

When someone who won't shut up, with their drivel, they talk so much, and being in their presence makes your head hurt.

The renovated Soldier Field is giving me a headache, does anyone have a parcel of aspirin?

by Saints September 15, 2003