saints's definitions

go to sleep

To lie down in a bed, and doze off into dreamland.

I'm tired of posting on this site, I'm going to lie down and go to sleep

by Saints November 9, 2003

aluminum bat

The official bat of Major League Baseball.

The new official weapon-of-choice of the LAPD.

I just sent a lifelong supply of Frank Thomas aluminum bats to the LAPD to use on Rodney King

by Saints September 20, 2003

kids

Children, offspring, those under 21 living in your household.

I don't want any kids, instead I'm going to adopt my Albertsons' staff and have them move into my multi-million dollar mansion.

by Saints September 29, 2003

calzone

A pizza turnover, very good.

Sbarros makes good calzones, I can't stand the spinach and cheese ones.

I do like the sausage or pepper and cheese calzones.

by Saints September 23, 2003

Chitlins

Pig intestines, smells bad.

How anyone eat chitlins? They smell bad before they are cooked, and worst when they are being cooked.

by Saints October 8, 2003

Walk the Plank

What I had my boss Rich do 2 years ago.

Richey; Please, no don't make me walk the plank.

Saints; Yes, you have to it's time to pay the penalty.

"still whimpering"

Saints; stop your whimpering, and start walking now.

Saints got mad and threw him off the plank into Lake Michigan.

Saints says to herself "homey sure do know how to swim."

by Saints January 17, 2004

Vanish!

To pull a disappearing act on someone.

by Saints September 28, 2003