sabzwin's definitions

Bollotix

The bullshit/bollocks around political affairs

This is absolute Bollotix

by sabzwin January 14, 2024

fucks were given

When you cared about a person, group or cause that means something emotionally, spiritually or existentially

I joined the Liberal Democrats... Fucks were given...

by sabzwin July 5, 2016

LFJ

Live fucking Jesus! LFJ

Beg your mates to live despite unpleasant consequences

I can’t drink anymore…LFJ

by sabzwin June 16, 2023

Gettin' up in ma grill

An exclamation for those given times when a situation is so intolerable, as every one on the entire planet is pissing you off at any given time, for no apparent reason.

Comes home from shitty day at work, just wants to chill out... discovers house mates left trash all over the place.

"ffs, why is every one Gettin' up in ma grill today!?"

by sabzwin June 8, 2015

Chip Money

Wages so low they’re hardly worth going to work for

Pun on “sh*t money”

I’m leaving this job since it’s stinking chip money

by sabzwin March 20, 2021

Black Regime

In UK prisons, this title describes the daily routine of inmates lives. It involves Coronavirus restrictions, 24 hour lock ups in cells and limited access to resources fundamental to survival and quality of life, such as Healthcare, Education, Work and Social Interaction (including Church and times of worship). Black Regime is evil and (IMO) ILLEGAL due to breach of human rights. We are treated like ANIMALS in a zoo, if not worse.

Of course this could all be a hallucination and a manifestation of my own imagination but IN REALITY I have endured time under these repercussions.

You can't go to Work today because We are on "Black Regime"...

by sabzwin January 8, 2024

TLDA

Too Long, Don’t Ask.

Like “TLDR” except used when being asked about something that is too complicated to explain! TLDA literally used in the same way as TLDR

by sabzwin October 15, 2022