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Eard

Hair that grows in the ears of old men.
Looking in the mirror, Dave noticed the gray hair in his ears was almost long enough to braid. Dave knew he was growing an eard.
by saavy chimp November 21, 2022
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Sphinctersphere

Bro " I wasn't able to rim Melanie into a squirt. The sphinctersphere was prohibitive. "

Other bro " I forgot you're English. " " Us French don't give a fuck what it tastes like, as long as we're sprayed "
by saavy chimp March 11, 2024
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plastic grave

a plastic container in which controlled substance is packaged
Donnas plastic grave is orange, she picks up her zan bars from the pharmacy.
by saavy chimp August 13, 2025
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Dunkin Trap

Dunkin Trap; The wonderful smell on the rim of your drive through coffee from Dunkin; originating from a drive through attendant's entrepreneurial vagina after she glazed the rim of the cup with her unforgettable aroma, in an attempt to generate gratuity and continued business. S@%&$*!k's Baristas are too stressed out with disabling tuition debt to even think outside the box, let alone get the order correct.
Dude; " Not sure if it's my imagination or what, but the new fox at the drive through always gets my order right and I swear to God, it smells like pussy". " I 've been giving her a Lincoln for a small dark roast".
Me; " It's a Dunkin trap bro ". " You think that smell is an accident?" " PFFFFFF" . " 5 bucks for a fucking coffee?". " You crazy?".
by saavy chimp July 18, 2022
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Soccer Karen

Soccer Karen; A Karen with athletic Karenability; typically spectating an athletic competition, in which her offspring compete.
" Dude; Melanie is such a fucking Soccer Karen ". " Her spawn sucks on the field and she is up the refs ass all the time ". " WTF? ".
by saavy chimp April 9, 2024
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prumpet

government/military person installed by donald trump specifically to follow orders, constitutional or not
Elon Musk, a former prumpet, decided to leave orange flushes administration once he was able to copulate with Mrs. Miller.
by saavy chimp July 30, 2025
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Rhode Island Stuffed Pepper

A green pepper stuffed with quahog, bacon, pan roasted garlic, fire roasted red pepper, Monterey Jack cheese and black pepper.
Now that recreational weed is legal in RI, uncle David came up with Rhode Island Stuffed Peppers when he was baked.
by saavy chimp December 28, 2022
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