saavy chimp's definitions

Rhode Island Stuffed Pepper

A green pepper stuffed with quahog, bacon, pan roasted garlic, fire roasted red pepper, Monterey Jack cheese and black pepper.

Now that recreational weed is legal in RI, uncle David came up with Rhode Island Stuffed Peppers when he was baked.

by saavy chimp December 28, 2022

Labisphere

The weather conditions surrounding labia.

I discovered Melanie' s labisphere last night. The environmental conditions were inviting.

by saavy chimp August 8, 2023

Palm Oil Daddy

Broker than broke ass dude

Fucking Dave, that fuckin' Palm Oil Daddy is broker than her Corn Syrup Daddy and still knocking on her panties.

by saavy chimp October 19, 2021

corn syrup daddy

broke ass mother fucker that thinks he can afford up scale hookers, not the $40 crack hoes

dave's a corn syrup daddy that thinks he can charm melissa from erotic monkey with home made chicken noodle soup.

by saavy chimp September 11, 2021

Eard

Hair that grows in the ears of old men.

Looking in the mirror, Dave noticed the gray hair in his ears was almost long enough to braid. Dave knew he was growing an eard.

by saavy chimp November 21, 2022

blue trap

A blue trap is a meme on social media that trolls for survey participants. " Would you help a man or woman in blue if he or she was in distress? ".

blue trap:
Checking his phone:
Bro; " I'd help an officer in distress ".
ME; " You crazy? My luck? He's one of the psychological, emotional and physical abusers who controls his bitch and broken condoms like he owns them. Got the rest of the precinct covering his back too ". " Nah " " Let's face it, it's a 50:50 shot. He's either abusing m' or not. No in between ".

by saavy chimp May 28, 2022

Subcutaneous Tissue Consultant

Individuals involved in the employment of their subcutaneous tissue as a result of a contract, whether or not written or verbal, between consultant and client which has offer, consideration and acceptance.

Chadwik;"Lovie, look at the new subcutaneous tissue consultants"." Quite".
"Charming, I'm sure Chaddy". "Chaarrrming".

by saavy chimp March 25, 2022