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Similar to thee 3 pump chump, the 3 dunk punk is elated with the encounter, unlike the chump, whom harbors negative emotions about the encounter.
Tracy; " How come all the popular boys in this school are 3 dunk punks? "
Kim; " I know. All the geeks are 3 pump chumps, but at least they get embarrassed. "
Kim; " I know. All the geeks are 3 pump chumps, but at least they get embarrassed. "
by saavy chimp March 11, 2024
Get the 3 dunk punk mug.A blue trap is a meme on social media that trolls for survey participants. " Would you help a man or woman in blue if he or she was in distress? ".
blue trap:
Checking his phone:
Bro; " I'd help an officer in distress ".
ME; " You crazy? My luck? He's one of the psychological, emotional and physical abusers who controls his bitch and broken condoms like he owns them. Got the rest of the precinct covering his back too ". " Nah " " Let's face it, it's a 50:50 shot. He's either abusing m' or not. No in between ".
Checking his phone:
Bro; " I'd help an officer in distress ".
ME; " You crazy? My luck? He's one of the psychological, emotional and physical abusers who controls his bitch and broken condoms like he owns them. Got the rest of the precinct covering his back too ". " Nah " " Let's face it, it's a 50:50 shot. He's either abusing m' or not. No in between ".
by saavy chimp May 28, 2022
Get the blue trap mug.Brilliantologist, noun, an individual, most often well read, who is so intelligent their head is full. Typically verbose, never wrong and has realized, at a young age, there isn't anything another human being can bring to a conversation which warrants listening to. Also inherent is their lack of listening skills and inability to NOT interrupt. They enjoy being the life of the keg party and can't stand the guy who brought an acoustic guitar and does a decent job covering Bob Seager's Turn The Page
Dude, that idiot must be the President of the Brilliantologist Society, he never shuts the fuck up. You're telling me? He reads so much his barn fell in, what was once a lawn is now tundra and the last time he cleaned his house was never.
by saavy chimp July 25, 2022
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by saavy chimp October 19, 2021
Get the Palm Oil Daddy mug.David has a blackbelt in nippilingus, analingus and perinelingus but has been celibate for years. What a waist.
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