Definitions by s_t_g

desertspoon 

WTF is a deasertspoon? You fucking Europeans have to have a weird ass term for everything, don't you?

It's called a fucking teaspoon!

Euro dude: I always add a deasertspoon of sugar to my coffee.
American dude: It's called a fucking teaspoon you fucking douche!
Matrix dude: There is no spoon.

desertspoon by S_t_G April 5, 2005

slk 

One of many two door roadsters out there for middle aged men who are going through their midlife crisis.

When Bob noticed he was developing a bald spot, the first thing he did was run out to his local Mercedes Benz dealer, and buy himself an expensive SLK roadster.

slk by S_t_G April 5, 2005

obesity 

A just punishment for over eating.

Obesity is the price you pay for being a lazy ass.

obesity by S_t_G March 1, 2005

milf in training 

An attractive woman who does not have any children yet, but hopes to someday, so she can become an actual milf.

See Britney Spears

Britney Spears was photographed wearing a T-shirt that said, "MILF in training"

What a stupid whore.

milf in training by S_t_G December 26, 2004

SafeSearch is off 

Turns Google into the best way to find porn. :D

Go into the Search Preferences, and disable the "SafeSearch".

SafeSearch is off by S_t_G December 26, 2004

Esc 

The "escape" key. It, like, closes windows, or programs, or something like that. Often used in vain by computer illiterate school teachers to somehow fix a frozen computer.

- "Mrs. So-and-so!"
- "Yes?"
- "I think my computer froze."
*teacher walks over*
- "Hmmm...."
*teacher repeatedly taps the "Esc" key*
- "Well, I'm not sure what's wrong. Just go to another computer."
- "But I'm in the middle of an assignment!"
- "Well, tough shit!"

Esc by S_t_G December 25, 2004

Tipper Gore 

The spawn of Satan. A stupid, uptight (surprizingly liberal) bitch, and wife of Al Gore, who has nothing better to do than to try and destroy America.

(The other definitions are better)

Tipper Gore is the spawn of Satan! >_<

Tipper Gore by S_t_G December 19, 2004