by Spud May 13, 2005
ehm-pie'-ret n. one who advocates then hijacks an establishment or expansion of empire, esp. with the intent of either personal enrichment or advancement of fundamentalist philosophies. A pirate of empire.
Note: for the sake of the author's conditional liberty, please do not assume that the preceding definition refers to either Dick Cheney or Paul Wolfowitz. The two are more accurately described as assholes.
Note: for the sake of the author's conditional liberty, please do not assume that the preceding definition refers to either Dick Cheney or Paul Wolfowitz. The two are more accurately described as assholes.
by sPud October 13, 2004
The illusory idea that homosexual women may have sex by bumping one female's vaginal labia against another female's vaginal labia. A slander. Other forms: clam bumper(s).
by Spud January 27, 2004
A hideout that saves you money and if you get an electric shower thrown in your laughing.
Bedsits are luck of the draw as you dont know who your gonna get in the next room but generally its like being a student.
Bedsits are luck of the draw as you dont know who your gonna get in the next room but generally its like being a student.
"ooh your so much more normal than the last tennant, he lived on a diet of special brew and fish fingers and only washed in a leap year"
by spud February 25, 2005
by Spud October 22, 2003
Graham: I'll think I'll book the continental breakfast for the morning after my stag nite. Its only £11 extra.
Jason: What are you doing that for you eejit.
Jason: What are you doing that for you eejit.
by Spud October 02, 2003
Also old fogey, one who is old before their time. Best viewed through their demeanour or their habits.
Graham: I was thinking of staying in on Friday nights to watch the Eamonn Dunphy show on TV3 and then maybe catch up on "Wife Swap"; the first few episodes were really good.
Spud: I don't believe I'm hear in this you old fogey!
Spud: I don't believe I'm hear in this you old fogey!
by Spud October 02, 2003