Definitions by s6

dropping packets 

Losing information or not being able to keep up in a conversation.

Loss of focus.

Loss of data.

Carry-over from computer networking.

Can you repeat that again, I'm dropping packets here.

Man, way too tired here, dropping packets, what was that about my taxes being overdue?

dropping packets by s6 July 19, 2005

notamatch 

Most of the people that are supposed to be your match on match.com.

Millions of folks on dating "services" world-wide.

95% of the women within a 10 mile radius of my house.

How did your date go with that chick from Match.com? Definitely notamatch...she didn't look anything like her picture and is like 52 years old instead of 36.

notamatch by s6 July 19, 2005

like 

Every third word used in the LA and Orange County areas of Southern California.

Like what time is it? Like I have no clue.

Like then I was like this and then I was like that and then I was like why are you looking at me like that and then she was like...

Like, OMG what are you doing?

Like, wtf language is that that they speak. Like, can you like answer like that like question?

like by s6 July 19, 2005

mental-plaque 

Shit that builds up in one's head as a result of daily living and experience.

Mental tartar.

I need some mental-floss, there's just too much shit clogging my head.

Did you let the dog out? Uhh, I don't know.

mental-plaque by s6 July 19, 2005

live8 

An awesome effort by Bob Geldof and crew to bring awareness to the situation in Africa.

A group of live concerts performed simultaneously on four different continents.

Another indication that individuals are capable of doing extra-ordinary things to benefit mankind, to make a difference.

A wake up call.

Seeing REM perform live at Live8 in London made me realize how global a society we really are.

The Live8 concerts were seen by billions worldwide and broadcast free by AOL, demonstrating the awesome power of the Internet.

live8 by s6 July 18, 2005

G8

A collection of eight influential world leaders.

NOT representative of your kid's GATE program.

A group of talking heads sans the intellect of David Byrne.

Folks that should focus on improving life on this planet as we know it.

The object of Live8's desire.

I hope the G8 recognize that they can make a difference just like Live8 has done.

You all have the power to change the world, take advantage of that gift and take it seriously.

The G8 should realize that responsibility goes along with ability- use your influence wisely.

G8 by s6 July 18, 2005

Linux 

An overblown "Wal-Mart" OS written by programmers who lack the balls and social skills to walk their own dog. How many of these fucks actually own a house, anyway? Suppossed to be an alternative to Windows but is way overrated, has shit for features and a lousy, cryptic GUI. This is how fucked up Linux is: Novell bought SuSE. That's the kiss-of-death. Ask them what their installed base is? BTW...hackers prefer Windows only because it's more prevalent. If Linux's installed base hits decent numbers in maybe the next 20 years, that turdball OS will be picked apart like a dead dog in the desert.

The calculator froze up again. Oh, that runs on a Linux kernel.

He just started developing Linux apps and is already asking me to borrow money.

I took the IP chains off my laptop and now I can't access my dick.

John from Novell emailed again. Just redirect his emails to the Salvation Army, thanks.

Linux by s6 July 10, 2005