snog

Literally, to kiss (British slang).

Often includes activities that would be included in "making out", e.g., necking.

One wag defined it as "anything you can do with a married woman in her husband's presence." (This assumes a 'monogamous' marriage rather than an "open" one.)
Literal sense: Ginny just grabbed me, dragged me into a broom closet, and snogged the life out of me.

More general: Helen and Joe were sitting on the couch, snogging. She left lipstick all over him from the collar up. I swear his hands were inches from her tits. And Fred (Helen's husband) just sat there, watching the game on TV, completely ignoring it.
by s%mebody January 29, 2012
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turnip

Someone who is judgment-proof, having no assets or regular income.

From the saying, "You can't get blood from a turnip." If you sue a "turnip," you will probably win, and get a judgment, but you will have no way to collect on it.
I'd sue that son of a bitch, and I'd win, too. But he's a turnip; what's the point.
by s%mebody August 05, 2012
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ruin your whole day

Die in an accident (especially a plane or boat crash) or be killed. From pilot slang, "gravity can ruin your whole day".
One tactical nuke can ruin your whole day.

Poor guy. He was trying to climb over a mountain pass when his engine quit. Didn't have enough altitude to make the turn. Ruined his whole day.
by s%mebody October 05, 2012
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RTFMA

Read the Fucking Manual, Asshole.

But you can't call an officer "asshole," so in the military RTFMA stands for "Read the Furnished Materials, _Sir_."
"Corporal, how do I order blankets for the new transfers on this stupid computer?"

Clerk, handing the First Looey a pamphlet: RTFMA.

Looey: What???

Clerk: It's right there in the manual, sir.
by s%mebody March 07, 2013
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