maximum shaftage

shaftage, to the max.....this is my word goddamnit
Winfrey got shafted when the school ran out of food.
Joe got shafted with a pair of scissors.
My algebra 2 teacher shafted me out of passing, i was shafted by her cuntage (see cuntage)
by Ryan Jackson March 11, 2004
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cuntage

My algebra 2 teacher is full of such cuntage.
by Ryan Jackson March 11, 2004
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swag

v. swagged, swagg-ing, swags
v. intr.

To move over an area of surface with C.A.S (confidence, appearance, and style) by taking steps with the feet at a pace slower than a run.

See Swagger.
I like the way you talk, I like the way you walk, I love it all baby, where'd you get it dawg? Right step, left step, dawg don't stagger, watch the way I swag dawg, that's my swagger.
by Ryan Jackson November 30, 2005
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steezo

The system of values or principles by which one lives by. A result of combining one's steelo and steez. The reflection of one's steezo most often arises when he/she is placed in a situation where crucial decisions are required.
Jerry: She's into it.

George: Into what?

Jerry: The menage.

George: That's unbelievable!

Jerry: Oh, it's a scene man.

George: Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?

Jerry: What are you talking about? I'm not gonna to do it!

George: You're not doin' it? What do you mean, you're not goin to do it?!

Jerry: I can't. I'm not an orgy guy!

George: Are you crazy?! This is like discovering plutonium...by accident!

Jerry: Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains. I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting...

As you can see, the orgy scene was not in accordance with Seinfeld's steezo.
by Ryan Jackson April 20, 2007
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Swaggified

-verb

To be of witness to the attestation of a male or female's swagger. Most often, the person just knows that he or she has been swaggified.
Kim: Dad, I can't believe you're alive!
President Palmer: Jack, thank you again for saving the world. I will swaggify you, even though you have undoubtedly been swaggified at birth.
Jack Bauer: I know, Mr. President. I know.
Kim: Swaggified?
President Palmer: Swaggified!
Jack Bauer: Swaggified.
by Ryan Jackson February 07, 2007
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samuel

There is only one. And his last name is Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson starred in a colossal, genre-breaking, hilarious film known as Snakes on a Plane.

He has surpassed Denzel's swagger in my books.
by Ryan Jackson August 18, 2006
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marmar

Ryan: How about, "I have an allergy to alcohol, so i brought a pound of marmar"
Dominik: They will accept if they’ve done a hefty amount of pre drinking
Jackson: Just looked up marmar, its undefined. I will be the first
Dominik: I assumed you mean't weed
by Ryan Jackson October 07, 2005
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