ryan's definitions

food porn

Close-up images of juicy, delicious food in advertisements.

Oh, that McDonalds ad was like food porn. I want a Big Mac sooo bad.

by Ryan April 12, 2005

tits

another way to say cool or sweet.seesouth park

"dude, this game is fucking tits"

by ryan August 15, 2004

felch

to suck your own cum out of another persons ass.

i felched your mom.

by ryan November 25, 2002

closet monster

a person of homosexual tendancies, but does not tell anyone for a long time. They spend a long time "in the closet" thus making them a closet monster.

guy 1: "man did you hear? Lance Bass finally admitted he was gay"

guy 2: "yeah it's about time, that fag was such a closet monster."

by Ryan July 27, 2006

Perthed

A verb originating from the small world phenomenon. Normally six degrees of separation are said to connect everybody, but one only needs to go about three degrees to connect the residents of Perth, Western Australia (remotest mainland city in the world) to each other. Usually the residents are quite surprised when they discover that .

"My head's still spinning from being Perthed again this weekend!"

"Wow, my parents' neighbour is the hospital, in the bed next to my wife. What a Perthing!"
(ie, the chain is wife-speaker-parents-neighbour)

by Ryan April 26, 2005

snowmobile

knocking her arms out from underneath her while doing it doggy-style

i gave her the snowmobile last night when i was drunk.

by ryan January 15, 2003

I'm ripped, I'm on an Acid Trip

Basically someone who is high on illegal, very-dangerous drugs. This includes: LSD, Ecstacy, Methanphetamines, and other halcinugens (haluccinations). Acid trip is the result of an act known as "dropping acid"
This is also a lyric in the Eminem/D-12 song Under The Influence. That line is sung by Bizarre.

Bizarre: "I'm ripped, I'm on an acid trip; my DJs in a coma for lettin da recid skip, lettin da recid skip, lettin da recid skip...(DAMN! Turntable spinning) .....Fukin anything when im snortin.....

by Ryan August 16, 2004