ryan's definitions

redsrule2500

A very 1337 internet user, with much talent and conserve.

You are so redsrule2500!

by Ryan July 30, 2003

Quam

A short, incredibly sexy young stoner.


Also, see Quam Baby

QUAMCAKES are tasty!

by Ryan November 13, 2003

chalnez santos

1.an any size crap or poo that happens to clog up the toilet
2.the full name of that funny brazilian kid at my school

1.hey janitor i just took a chalnez in the bathroom get to work
2.that kid is so brazilian

by ryan November 28, 2003

g unit

what you say when you see ur grandma sewing

(you see your grandma sewing and say to her) "g unit"

by ryan December 28, 2003

oopsie

While farting really hard, the accidental release of fecal matter into your pants.

I thought I just had to fart, but I had an oopsie instead!

by Ryan August 21, 2002

eggs over easy

penis under balls same as beans over frank

i call this one eggs over easy

by ryan April 29, 2004

Foceee

Anyone who had had relations with Oky

"i slept with Oky last night. im such a Focee"

by Ryan April 13, 2004