rusty shackleford's definitions

poostain

A person that has a small patch of discolorated hair on their head.

Check out the size of that kid's poostain!

by Rusty Shackleford May 25, 2003

monkey piss

The bottom inch of a 40 oz. bottle of beer.

Who wants the monkey piss?!?!?!?!?!

by Rusty Shackleford January 18, 2005

granola bar

The act of defacating in a partner's mouth when the poo is unusually nutty. It is often ingested after the act of depositing

I granola barred in Tiffany's mouth last night, you should have heard the crunchy sounds she made for hours after that.

by Rusty Shackleford November 21, 2004

dunt it

has been done

I already dunt my work for today

by Rusty Shackleford November 5, 2003

spook

a cia agent(s)used in 1960's america

that black suv is full of spooks

by rusty shackleford May 13, 2005

herpatitis g

A combination of Herpes, Hepatitis, and gonorrhea.

Lauren Stilp (Skankalottapuss): "What did you say about me?"

Chris: "I said you have herpatitis G"

Skankalottapuss: "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

Chris: "It means you're a whore."

-sh-e-: "I want some crack!"

by rusty shackleford July 20, 2004

dale gribble

the very funny neighbor of hank hill on the animated series "king of th hill"

I am a one man externiation corperation

by rusty shackleford May 13, 2005