tit wank

Usually associated with knob in tits scenario,but can also mean wanking a womans tits off to orgasm,great to watch!

Tit wank love,i am having a great wank watching!

by rudi October 28, 2006

billywhizz

slang for amphetamine sulphate or speed

Gotta get me some billywhizz then me gonna shag til the cows come home

by rudi October 29, 2006

muff

Muff is to lick pussy

Muff your best friend while i wank

by rudi October 28, 2006

jacksy bastard

Not neccesarily derogatory,a person who has an enviable amount of luck

That geezer from that porn film is a jacksy bastard!.He has got a masive todger,shags top notch totty allday and gets paid for it!! Jacksy Bastard!

by rudi October 29, 2006

cuntybollocks

Exstreme abuse meant to humiliate and alienate

Police Officer "Can i search you?"
Liam Gallagher "Fuck off Cuntybollocks!!"

by rudi October 28, 2006

cupfart

A particularly nasty habit.This involves placing a cupped hand over the anal region while farting, then releasing the pungent stench over the victims nose.Can cause dizziness and nausea ,especially if victim is asleep and continues to nasally inhale.Amazingly not illegal at time of typing.

" Which bastard just cupfarted me? I was having a lovely dream about titwanking now i feel like retching , man someone is gonna get a right knacker cracker

by rudi November 03, 2006

well fucked

Absolutely fucked to the extreme

After that jonny fast pants session I was well fucked

by rudi October 29, 2006