rtj loco's definitions

toot

A multi purpose verb meaning 'to have a go ' or 'take a turn on'. derived from use of cocaine.

I would'nt mind a toot on that chick.

Shall we have a quick toot on a whisky.

by rtj loco December 19, 2003

Old Man's Todger

A crude name for a cocktail made from all the left-overs of your alcohol collection. Named so as it is likely not to taste dis-similar to an Old Man's Todger.

RTJ: Herman, got any more booze?

Herman Dogg: Only a half a can of Stella, some moldy old red wine and some absinthe.

RTJ: I'll knock up and Old Man's Todger then.

by rtj loco December 21, 2003

Accident & Emergency / A&E

Used to descibe an Ass/butt/bum in a sexual context. Named as you should only be sticking it in there if it's an accident or emergency

Herman Dogg: RTJ, did you screw that chick last night?

RTJ Loco: She was on her period so i had to take her up the A & E.

by rtj loco December 21, 2003

One more rider

Called out at full volume when there is an opening for one more person to join in whatever you are doing. Derived from the fairgrouund.

"One more rider for the waltzer"

by rtj loco December 23, 2003

early doors

Another word for premature ejaculation.

Hello doctor, I seem to have a touch of the early doors.

by rtj loco December 19, 2003

lickadickaday

An old prank played in school playgrounds since time began. Involves asking someone if they 'lickadickaday'. If lucky, the person becomes confused and although not fully understanding, will say yes anyway.

RTJ: Herman, do you lickadickaday?
Hermanator: Yeah
RTJ: You're Bent - you lick-a-dick-a-day
Hermanator: Piss off

by rtj loco January 2, 2004

Lickadickadays, The

A band created by Herman Dogg and RTJ Loco, inspired by the cult use of lickadickaday. Their ambition is to spread love and never fully grow up.

RTJ Hermanator: Let's call our band The Lickadickadays.

Herman Loco: Innit

by rtj loco January 2, 2004