Old Man's Todger

A crude name for a cocktail made from all the left-overs of your alcohol collection. Named so as it is likely not to taste dis-similar to an Old Man's Todger.

RTJ: Herman, got any more booze?

Herman Dogg: Only a half a can of Stella, some moldy old red wine and some absinthe.

RTJ: I'll knock up and Old Man's Todger then.

by rtj loco December 21, 2003

Early barnes

Derived from early doors, this means early

It's gonna be busy at the club, we should get there early barnes.

by rtj loco September 25, 2003

One more rider

Called out at full volume when there is an opening for one more person to join in whatever you are doing. Derived from the fairgrouund.

"One more rider for the waltzer"

by rtj loco December 23, 2003

Lickadickadays, The

A band created by Herman Dogg and RTJ Loco, inspired by the cult use of lickadickaday. Their ambition is to spread love and never fully grow up.

RTJ Hermanator: Let's call our band The Lickadickadays.

Herman Loco: Innit

by rtj loco January 02, 2004

Early barnes

When something is shit hot (extremely good) as when john barnes was a young footballer playing for Watford

Did you have a good night out?

Yeah, it was early barnes.

by rtj loco September 25, 2003

Accident & Emergency / A&E

Used to descibe an Ass/butt/bum in a sexual context. Named as you should only be sticking it in there if it's an accident or emergency

Herman Dogg: RTJ, did you screw that chick last night?

RTJ Loco: She was on her period so i had to take her up the A & E.

by rtj loco December 21, 2003

early doors

Another word for premature ejaculation.

Hello doctor, I seem to have a touch of the early doors.

by rtj loco December 19, 2003