Definitions by rperazag

Near-winning addiction 

Excessive gambling habit indulged by grannies who keep buying lotto tickets and scratch cards thinking that near misses indicate a close big win.

Grandma is always broke. Any money you give her feeds her
near-winning addiction.

Near-winning addiction by rperazag May 15, 2010

Blame-a-thon

Game played by nation´s decision makers and Big Business every time that occurs a major catastrophe.
What individuals play when avoiding responsibility for a failed relationship.

Energy giant BP and the other companies involved with the catastrophic Deepwater Horizon oil spill — Transocean and Halliburton — has dodged responsibility for the accident by repeatedly blaming the others... what a Blame-a-thon.

Have you tried to go back with Mary?
No way... she is playing Blame-a-thon.

Blame-a-thon by rperazag May 15, 2010

Dump-a-thon

Seasonal game in which you dump your lover.

Oh man... It gives me the jitters, Christmas is coming.

So?

Dump-a-thon season.

Dump-a-thon by rperazag May 15, 2010

God’s favorite word is "Come" 

Signpost at church´s entrance in Pennsylvania.

I knew it... God’s favorite word is "Come"!

God’s favorite word is "Come" by rperazag May 15, 2010

un-shit

Shit reversal.

Yo... is Lita still mad at you?

Nope Bro... thanks God I managed to un-shit our situation.

un-shit by rperazag May 15, 2010

Beta-testing 

The initial phase in a new relationship when you are testing it for bugs or glitches.

How is it going with Mark? Will you commit?

Dunno... I am beta-testing him?

Beta-testing by rperazag May 13, 2010

Trust issues 

Lack of trust in a relationship, due to shady behavior by one or both partners.

When will you get married?

Long road ahead.

Why?

Trust issues.

Trust issues by rperazag May 13, 2010