fireable

An employee who adds no value whatsoever to a company or enterprise.
A slacker.
A: "How many redundants do we have on the payroll?"
B: "I found a fireable at Sales."
A: "OK. Proceed."
by rperazag July 28, 2010
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maximum viewing tolerance

A hypothetical (uncertain) threshold (the point that must be exceeded to begin producing a given effect or result or to elicit a response) at which white trash will feel offended by the moronic TV programming, directing their attention to other aspects of their equally miserable lives.
Hey Pete... why your father stays for hours and hours watching crappy TV?
He is becoming an experiment that will disprove maximum viewing tolerance theory.
by rperazag May 06, 2010
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"No Sex Please, We’re Middle Class", is a way of denouncing the hypocritical predominant attitude against women´s sexual rights and prejudices, manifested on a regular basis through policy and social discrimination.
A: "Why the rejection by the Food and Drug Administration advisory panel of a female version of Viagra for women with low libido?"
B: Simple... "No Sex Please, We’re Middle Class."
by rperazag June 28, 2010
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Chaos-istan

America´s ghost war in Afghanistan, a country where Al Qaeda, which was supposed to be the enemy, is no longer based.
X: "Have you heard?... Afghanistan´s president, Hamid Karzai, told two former Afghan officials that he had lost faith in the Americans and was trying to strike his own deal with the Taliban and Pakistan."
Y: "So... what the fuck are we doing in Chaos-istan?"
by rperazag June 24, 2010
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Weakyleaks

Low sperm count.
An infertile man who has less than 20 million spermatozoa per one ml of ejaculate.
by rperazag December 18, 2010
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I'm Not Trying To Be Slutty

What women, who are too provocative and who love to show too much skin, say when shamelessly playing the whore card.
I'm not trying to be slutty," said Cyrus in a recent interview. "I'm not trying to be like, go to the club and get a bunch of guys."
by rperazag June 16, 2010
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Zepped

A: "Where were you for the last 3 months? Thought you were death and rottin´"
B: "With my ax... workin´ on the Since I've Been Loving You solo."
A: "Boy, you are so zepped."
by rperazag July 23, 2010
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