rperazag's definitions

Barbie up your ass

Any radical action used to express againts the oppression of women, the stereotype of femininity and the commercialization of sexuality.
Russell Brand's invasive and painful way to protest consumerism.

PLAYBOY: You once stuck a Barbie up your ass during a show in London, claiming it was a protest against consumerism. Is it possible there's a less personally invasive and painful way to protest consumerism?
BRAND: If there is, I haven't found it.

by rperazag May 15, 2010

boring as fudge

Politically correct way to say "boring as fuck"

Hey! where is everybody? Anybody home? Nobody says anything, this is boring as fudge!

by rperazag June 26, 2010

hor-normal

Women´s periodic erratic behavior due to hormonal cycles.

No.... she is not being aggresive... is just hor-normal.

by rperazag May 13, 2010

tantrify

Trick a girl to bed with the false promise of giving her a spiritual experience through Tantra Sex.

My Guru offered me private spiritual lessons, but I think he just wants to tantrify me.
In our last trip to India, Jenna managed to get tantrified.

by rperazag May 1, 2010

No Sex Please, We’re Middle Class

"No Sex Please, We’re Middle Class", is a way of denouncing the hypocritical predominant attitude against women´s sexual rights and prejudices, manifested on a regular basis through policy and social discrimination.

A: "Why the rejection by the Food and Drug Administration advisory panel of a female version of Viagra for women with low libido?"
B: Simple... "No Sex Please, We’re Middle Class."

by rperazag July 2, 2010

Stay on the low

To keep a low profile.

Yo... better use a disguise if you want to stay on the low... know what I mean?

by rperazag July 7, 2010

Mourning at Wrong Corpse

When you get terribly sad for a breakup with someone who made you suffer badly, or wasn´t worthy in any sense.
People who go to a cemetery and, mistaking the grave, pray, cry and complain to the wrong corpse.

Stop Mourning at Wrong Corpse Jenna... the guy is a major asshole, a worth for nothing loser... you deserve much better.

by rperazag June 18, 2010