Mayonnaise

The inhabitants of County Mayo, Ireland.

The Mayonnaise are backward even by Irish standards.

by Rory the sheep October 01, 2009

Nigerian Age

A Nigerian Age is an age which is dubiously attributed to someone who seems older than they actually are.

"He's only 25, albeit a Nigerian 25, and so if that is his age he's still got a good few years ahead of him." Example of a Nigerian Age.

by Rory the sheep April 11, 2009

Slumdee

Pit of urban decay which is sometimes called Dundee.

The malnourished inbreds inhabitants of Slumdee need cheap alcohol and heroin to get some relief from the poverty stricken misery they call life.

by Rory the sheep May 18, 2009

orc

A supporter of Rangers Football Club.

''Look at those scummy orcs smashing up Manchester city centre.''

''The bigotry and violence of the orcs must be an escape from their miserable poverty-stricken lives.''

''That orc really reeks.''

by Rory the sheep April 13, 2009

fresh-air sniper

When you go outside after a few drinks and you turn from someone who is relatively sober to a drunken embarrassment.

"Fucking fresh-air sniper, I can't remember spitting in that officer's face on the way home"

by Rory the sheep September 24, 2009

ABE

Who any true Scotsman supports at a major football tournament, Anyone But England.

C'mon ABE, let's beat these arrogant febs.

by Rory the Sheep October 10, 2009

Beer Nazi

A pretentious idiot who ridicules people for liking popular beers.

Beer Nazi: "Hahaha you can't like Fosters, you pleb."

by Rory the sheep March 18, 2009