rory's definitions

ring of fire

When bored and lighting farts without underwear on when you get suck back and it burns your piece you have a ring of fire

Call someone 'ring of fire' if they do this.

by Rory March 31, 2003

rusty bullet wound

You ass hole, when exposed it looks like a bullet wound gone rusty.

She has a loose rusty bullet wound

by Rory March 31, 2003

piece

your ring piece

my piece hurts after that ring of fire(see ring of fire)

by Rory March 31, 2003

splatooie

The onomatopoeia for when something gets splattered, as used by queer men, although they pronounce it thplatooie

I thaw the thcarietht movie the other day. A man got shot and THPLATOOIE!!! hith hed exploded

by Rory July 11, 2004

hombeef

A play on the words 'hom' meaning gay, 'homme' meaning man and 'beef' meaning beef. Originated after the infamous 'Manbeef' website was popularised.

"Shut up, Hombeef"

by Rory September 13, 2003

Funk

Jazz's deformed cousin

funk? funk? jazz'z deformed cousin

by rory September 26, 2005

Bass Guitar

The Sexiest Instrument In the World.

mmmm i love my sexy fender jazz

by rory May 15, 2005