rory's definitions

BOB

A navy term, meaning "Born on board". It literally means, a crewman that was born on board that ship but is more generally used to mean someone that was born aboard any military ship.

"That guy's really fucking possesive about his quaters!"
"Don't mind him, he's just a BOB".

by Rory December 19, 2004

doing a joe

Doing a Joe is when you go to the toilet in public after ordering a traditional breakfast in order to cut yourself while making yourself throw up.

Guy No 1: "Hey where'd Tom go?"
Guy No 2: "Oh he's in the bathroom doing a Joe."

by Rory September 3, 2007

Open minded

Someone who is more Bi-curious than Bi-Sexual by Faceparty definiton. Usually by searching Faceparty with Openminded or Bi-Sezual selected for males, you will only find half of them are utter twats.

"I met some really cute emo guy on face party under open minded"

by Rory January 31, 2005

vom

to vomit

"who vommed in the living room?"

by Rory May 18, 2003

Lazy Radio

Teh Online Radio for Mmmmm ? music ? =X

how about yew just go stfu

by Rory August 22, 2004

smartball

A sexercise toy inserted into the vagina and in the shape of two balls that stimulates the vaginal muscles and causes the wearer to do her kegels all day. Feels like ticklish/pleasurable and sometimes overwhelming rumbling.

Maria can't walk because she's using her Smartballs and the sensation is too distracting.

by Rory May 13, 2005

hombeef

A play on the words 'hom' meaning gay, 'homme' meaning man and 'beef' meaning beef. Originated after the infamous 'Manbeef' website was popularised.

"Shut up, Hombeef"

by Rory September 13, 2003