rory's definitions

Alcoholica

1) a name the press gave Metallica a famous metal band for their habits of drinking a lot of beer

Dude, Metallica drinks so much beer they should be called Alcoholica!

by Rory June 5, 2005

Open minded

Someone who is more Bi-curious than Bi-Sexual by Faceparty definiton. Usually by searching Faceparty with Openminded or Bi-Sezual selected for males, you will only find half of them are utter twats.

"I met some really cute emo guy on face party under open minded"

by Rory January 31, 2005

doing a joe

Doing a Joe is when you go to the toilet in public after ordering a traditional breakfast in order to cut yourself while making yourself throw up.

Guy No 1: "Hey where'd Tom go?"
Guy No 2: "Oh he's in the bathroom doing a Joe."

by Rory September 3, 2007

Funk

Jazz's deformed cousin

funk? funk? jazz'z deformed cousin

by rory September 26, 2005

hombeef

A play on the words 'hom' meaning gay, 'homme' meaning man and 'beef' meaning beef. Originated after the infamous 'Manbeef' website was popularised.

"Shut up, Hombeef"

by Rory September 13, 2003

NICE

The act of expressing ones personal opinion's towards something being funny or awkward.

Person 1: "You Ass face!"
Person 2: "Im not an ass face you are."
Person 3: "Nice"

by Rory July 20, 2004

charva

Charvas are duh bestests and weas all cools and stuff like hew We wear da shoes dat better dan dat ovva stuff like boots an stuff like hew. dem goffs are stoopidest cos theys all baggys an stuff. wes all gots stuffs better an livs off da guvenment.

"I am a stoopid charva with 3 kids with different women and I am not as hard as I act"

by Rory January 26, 2005