smartball

A sexercise toy inserted into the vagina and in the shape of two balls that stimulates the vaginal muscles and causes the wearer to do her kegels all day. Feels like ticklish/pleasurable and sometimes overwhelming rumbling.
Maria can't walk because she's using her Smartballs and the sensation is too distracting.
by Rory March 28, 2005
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ring of fire

When bored and lighting farts without underwear on when you get suck back and it burns your piece you have a ring of fire
Call someone 'ring of fire' if they do this.
by Rory April 01, 2003
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Bass Guitar

mmmm i love my sexy fender jazz
by rory May 14, 2005
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buy

He went to buy sneakers
by Rory October 06, 2002
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vom

by Rory May 18, 2003
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e-penis

One of the most popular words used by moronic Something Awful writers. A word that encourages a false sense of esteem within someone who knows themself to be inferior. Like those that say SUV drivers have tiny dicks.
"Rory, you just don't like anyone, and you must just have a tiny dick and a fat-ass car"
"Hey, I hate SUVs and guys who brag about the latest hardware they got for their tower, or their pimped out Mac; but that expression is so tired, it just makes you look like a jackass. And, hell, even /b/ might be more retarded, but at least they're funny"
SA: "e-penis, lol"
by Rory January 05, 2007
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guns n roses

by rory July 11, 2004
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