beaver cough

n. A flatulant like expulsion of air from the Vagina. Usually, and hopefully, odorless, the beaver cough is caused by air being trapped in the Vagina by the vacuum created when penetration occurs during intercourse.
The other night when I was slam - fucking Michelle, I pulled out to nut on her face when I heard a beaver cough.
by Ron May 10, 2006
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chiv

A chiv is very closely related to a pikey and indeed is all pikey, a subset of pikey, if you will.

The main difference is that a chiv's favourite style of casual-wear is Burberry.

Burberry baseball caps are a favourite amongst chivs but you do see Burberry shirts, shorts, shoes etc and very rarely you may spot a truly hardcore chiv bedecked head-to-toe in Burberry....nnnnnice.

A secondary difference is that a chiv is generally more stupid and therefore more vicious than a pikey...watch out...doubly nnnnice.
Check out that chiv fool on the other side of the street in his Burberry pyjamas.

There were a bunch of proper chivs hanging by that BMW...doubt it's there anymore.
by Ron April 27, 2004
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Goober

Its a word that Ron created. Made, and uses.

It's also a word that is trying to be stolen by, Seana H. But its not aloud.
goober is Ron's word, stop stealing it!
by Ron May 29, 2004
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crunkcunt

a drunk,loaded,smacked, or high woman

crunk
"drunk"

cunt itself means
"Derogatory term for a woman. Considered by many to be the most offensive word in the English language"
anna nicole was a crunkcunt but now that she doesn't get smacked she isn't
by Ron March 2, 2005
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frowd

casually rubbing your genitals on another person when you walk by
My gay hairdresser likes to frowd me when he does my hair!
by Ron December 6, 2003
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To have lesbian sex utilizing a turkey baster. Sometimes with the intent of becoming pregnant.
"Jen was a hurdy gurdy dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.

Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?
by Ron March 27, 2007
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struffet

Another definition of the word slut or whore as introduced by modern day philospher/pornstar Ron Walker
Rachel Mcneil is a fuckin struffet.
Wow, look at the tits on that that struffet!
Did you know that struffet likes facials?
Get over here and give me some brain struffet.
by Ron August 5, 2006
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