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I can see how that happened

Something to say when you see a gorgeous woman pushing a baby stroller or carrying a child. It's considered a subtle way of pointing out a hottie in the vicinity.

Opposite of I can't see how that happened.

First example:
Guy #1: Look at that MILF over there!
Guy #2: I can see how that happened.

Second example:
Guy #1: Blah blah blah blah blah.
Guy #2: (nods in a direction) I can see how that happened.
Guy #1: Oh yeah, totally.

by Roll Here Eggo July 10, 2009

Tokyo Sandblaster

A sexual act where a Asian woman pours sand or another gritty material on a man's ass crack and then proceeds to sodomize him with a strap-on dildo, slapping and scratching him on the back. Origin: Conan's second TBS show.

Dude 1: Why you walking so funny?
Dude 2: Oh man, had a Tokyo Sandblaster last night.
Dude 1: Alright! (high fives)

by roll here eggo November 11, 2010

I can't see how that happened

Something to say when you see a particularly unfortunate looking woman with children. It's considered a subtle way of pointing out a troll in the vicinity.

Opposite of I can see how that happened.

First example:
Guy #1: Oh my God, that woman hurts my eyes. How'd she get so many kids?
Guy #2: I can't see how that happened.

Second example:
Guy #1: Blah blah blah blah blah.
Guy #2: (nods in a direction) I can't see how that happened.
Guy #1: Thanks, I didn't look directly.

by Roll Here Eggo July 10, 2009

outstall

To remove a program from a computer, usually with the hopes that the computer will performs actions that it once did, or achieve past perceived performance.

Kid: Daddy, can we play Koo Koo Co Co Pops on your computer?
Dad: Um, since I installed Boring Work App on my computer your game doesn't work.
Kid: Can't you just outstall it?

by Roll Here Eggo March 23, 2009

asswrapper

A female who walks around wearing a jacket or sweater around their waist, ruining the visual inspection and categorization of their assets. This has the common reaction of disappointment and side-to-side head shaking among the booty lovers.

Large amounts of cleavage can mitigate the mental anguish of this condition. Although it is usually an aesthetic crime to asswrap, there are individuals that are allowed, or even required, to be asswrappers.

Some consider asswrappers bad luck and try to make sure they don't cross their path.

Joe: Hey, John, 3 o'clock.
John: Oh man, it's just an asswrapper!

Jake: I was having a great day and then I saw 3 asswrappers in a row.

Jules: Asswrappers at the beach? Are you kidding me?!

by Roll Here Eggo April 28, 2009

justerface

A female with lovely hair, a beautiful face, captivating eyes, but a body you wouldn't touch with a 10.5 foot pole. The opposite of butterface.

Maria's a total justerface, but her sister's a butterface. If you could only combine the good parts of them, that would be perfection.

You know that red head at the bank? I thought she was all that, but it turns out she's a justerface.

by Roll Here Eggo March 23, 2009

twitterhea

1) A condition resulting in tweeting frequent, short bursts of the most minute daily activities. 2) The collection of tweets from a group of people about the same event, resulting in highly repetitive clumps of observations.

1) Oh, I had to unfollow her, she had a bad case of twitterhea flooding my iPhone.


2) since I wont physically be at #railsconf this year, i'll attend virtually by lurking in the irc channel and consuming the twitterhea all day.

by roll here eggo April 24, 2009