Guymen

The male form of a hymen. They do not actually exist, but the word may be used as a symbol of male virginity.

I lost my virginity to my girlfriend this weekend. She broke my guymen

by rogerthewhale November 30, 2010

Internet Condom

A protective software that blocks infections from porn websites and files.

John: Dude! I think I have herpes!

Doug: That sucks man! Who did you get it from?

John: Some guy named Jason. He emailed me some porn and I opened a file called herpes.exe.

Doug: You need an internet condom man! You can't just enter an infected file like that. I usually wear 2 internet condoms, AVG and Norton.

by rogerthewhale January 14, 2012

Love is blind

1. A nice way of saying "Love makes you do fucked up shit."

2. The biggest understatement ever spoken by the masses.

Love is blind.

No. Love is not blind. It's fucking delusional.

by rogerthewhale January 24, 2013

Cream

Verb

1) To jiz/make a romance explosion

Noun

1) A load/romance goo

2) A rock band from the 1960s, who's music today is still loved, despite having only 4 studio albums.

A heard Crossroads on the radio today. Clapton's guitar solo made me cream my shorts.

by rogerthewhale April 08, 2013

Penema

An enema performed in a sexual way by pissing in an asshole.

Dude look at her! I would totally pee in her butt. I just drank a 2 liter of diet coke, and I am ready to fuckin explode and give her a penema.

by rogerthewhale November 25, 2013

Youboob

The rare sighting of nudity in youtube videos.

Dude! I watched a documentary on Queen and one scene had a couple seconds of youboobs!!!

by rogerthewhale April 26, 2012

New Year's Day

The day where peoples' promises to start living a better life kick off... while having a massive fucking hangover.

New Year's Eve: My New Years resolution is to eat healthier and excersize every day... What are these, Jell-O shots? Don't mind if I do!

New Year's Day: Fuck this headache. Let go to Waffle House.

by rogerthewhale January 01, 2014