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by rogerthewhale April 21, 2010
Get the Lower angelina mug.A penis that is cold, but still hard. It causes the middle to become shriveled and small, but the blood flow stays in the head, causing a normal erection, which makes the penis the shape of an hourglass.
Jill: Holy crap! What's wrong with your dick?
John: Nothing. Just have a case of hourglass penis.
Jill: I've never seen anything like it!
John: What do you mean. It's cold, so I have a half-boner. I mean come on! Your blowing me on a ski lift!
John: Nothing. Just have a case of hourglass penis.
Jill: I've never seen anything like it!
John: What do you mean. It's cold, so I have a half-boner. I mean come on! Your blowing me on a ski lift!
by rogerthewhale November 8, 2010
Get the Hourglass Penis mug.John: Dude, since Cindy left last week, I haven't had a good, explosive hard-on.
Joe: I got you covered dude. Have these tapes. They're pretty spicy. They show Jenna Jameson sitting on a dick then standing up, over and over, very rapidly.
John: Awesome. Thanks for the boner doner dude.
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by rogerthewhale January 15, 2011
Get the Boner Doner mug.A disorder in which a person has distorted views about real-world situations, caused by listening to and referring to the mainstream media for all information.
Dave: So what do you think of Obama's plan on withdrawing troops in Afghanistan? I'm thinking it's too early, but at the same time, it is costing us way too much money, and it will have a significant finacial impact on future generations.
Cody: Huh? What the hell are you talking about?
Dave: I'm talking about our president.
Cody: Oh yeah. I hate him. He's just a socialist pig that hates america.
Dave: Do you even know what socialism is?
Cody: …
Dave: …
Cody: Don't you think Kim Kardashian went a little overboard to create a dream wedding. I mean, yeah she's rich and all, but come on!
Dave: Cody, I kept my mouth shut for too long, but I'm finally just going to say it: I'm worried about you. I think you have Media Mind Syndrome.
Cody: Huh? What the hell are you talking about?
Dave: I'm talking about our president.
Cody: Oh yeah. I hate him. He's just a socialist pig that hates america.
Dave: Do you even know what socialism is?
Cody: …
Dave: …
Cody: Don't you think Kim Kardashian went a little overboard to create a dream wedding. I mean, yeah she's rich and all, but come on!
Dave: Cody, I kept my mouth shut for too long, but I'm finally just going to say it: I'm worried about you. I think you have Media Mind Syndrome.
by rogerthewhale August 26, 2011
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