Cloud 69

The most euphoric sexual experience imaginable, at least in terms of oral sex.

My god! This is the most perfect head I've ever had. And this pussy is delicious. I'm walking on air! This is literally cloud 69.

by rogerthewhale October 21, 2010

Taco Supreme

1. A taco with sour cream and tomatoes.

2. The act of fucking a girl on her period (tomato) then shooting your load (sour cream) onto her pussy (taco).

1. I thought this taco supreme would have a lot more to it than just sour cream and tomatos for that extra dollar I paid!

2. Last night, i gave this bitch a taco supreme. I came on her period-blood-soaked cunt. It made my penis feel good, but I am probably going to hell now.

by rogerthewhale October 31, 2011

Lower angelina

A vagina that has been fucked so much that it becomes swollen and looks like Angelina Joile's lips.

That chick that I did last night obviously had sex earlier that day. She had a lower angelina.

by rogerthewhale April 21, 2010

Cock fight

The difficult fight a man faces against his cock when a boner is imminent.

Sarah: Your a good friend Joe. I feel so safe and unthreatened with you. (gives him a hug)

Joe thinking: Oh fuck, man. DON'T get a boner! DON'T a boner.

(Joe loses the cock fight; Joe gets a boner; Sarah tazes Joe; Joe says goodbye to plans of getting in Sarah's pants)

by rogerthewhale December 06, 2010