Media Mind Syndrome

A disorder in which a person has distorted views about real-world situations, caused by listening to and referring to the mainstream media for all information.

Dave: So what do you think of Obama's plan on withdrawing troops in Afghanistan? I'm thinking it's too early, but at the same time, it is costing us way too much money, and it will have a significant finacial impact on future generations.

Cody: Huh? What the hell are you talking about?

Dave: I'm talking about our president.

Cody: Oh yeah. I hate him. He's just a socialist pig that hates america.

Dave: Do you even know what socialism is?

Cody: …

Dave: …

Cody: Don't you think Kim Kardashian went a little overboard to create a dream wedding. I mean, yeah she's rich and all, but come on!

Dave: Cody, I kept my mouth shut for too long, but I'm finally just going to say it: I'm worried about you. I think you have Media Mind Syndrome.

by rogerthewhale August 26, 2011

Penema

An enema performed in a sexual way by pissing in an asshole.

Dude look at her! I would totally pee in her butt. I just drank a 2 liter of diet coke, and I am ready to fuckin explode and give her a penema.

by rogerthewhale November 25, 2013

Adrenaline Boner

A boner that pops during a rush of adrenaline, in a completely non-sexual way.

When we were going up the lift on the roller coaster, my balls started tingling. At the bottom of the first drop, I had a full-on adrenaline boner.

by rogerthewhale May 02, 2013

Innovent

A word that combines innovation and invent. First used by Alec Baldwin in the tv show 30 Rock.

John: We need to think of something quick to get our profits up! Ideas?

Joe: We can make a microwave that is also a toaster.

John: Fuckin' genius Joe! Great innovention!

by rogerthewhale November 26, 2010