rogerthewhale's definitions
1) One who acts in pornographic motion pictures.
2) Another term for "pornstar," first used by comedian Sarah Silverman in the film Jesus is Magic.
2) Another term for "pornstar," first used by comedian Sarah Silverman in the film Jesus is Magic.
Sarah Silverman: I was watching, uh… porn, and it was like a series of vignettes, and in this one scene, it featured Ron Jeremy, a very famous, um… pornographic thespian. And in this scene, he is masturbating- onto a lady- but I noticed his pinky was out, and I found out why he masturbates with his pinky out: it's because he's classy.
by rogerthewhale December 11, 2010
Get the Pornographic Thespianmug. The Equator Penis Measuring System (EPMS) is the system that gives an approximation of one's penis size. Generally speaking, the closer you live to the Ecuador, the larger your penis is. For example, Africans and Latin Americans living on the equator will have penises measuring around 11 or 12 inches hard, while the English and Scottish living up north have penises measuring 3 inches flaccid, or up to 5 inches hard. There are also intermediate points. Italians, for example, have penises about 6 inches flaccid, and 8 inches hard.
Example of the Equator Penis Measuring System
Canadian: Eh, my penis is aboot 3 inches.
Italian: What's a matta you, uh?? I got a 8 inch sausage! It could slap you and break-a your face!!
Black guy: Y'all niggas is small. I got 12 inches up in this muthafucka. Y'all my bitches now. SHIT JUST GOT REAL!!! SHIT JUST GOT REAL!!!
Canadian: Eh, my penis is aboot 3 inches.
Italian: What's a matta you, uh?? I got a 8 inch sausage! It could slap you and break-a your face!!
Black guy: Y'all niggas is small. I got 12 inches up in this muthafucka. Y'all my bitches now. SHIT JUST GOT REAL!!! SHIT JUST GOT REAL!!!
by rogerthewhale March 8, 2013
Get the Equator Penis Measuring Systemmug. 1. A nice way of saying "Love makes you do fucked up shit."
2. The biggest understatement ever spoken by the masses.
2. The biggest understatement ever spoken by the masses.
by rogerthewhale January 24, 2013
Get the Love is blindmug. 1) of or pertaining to a president or the office of a president.
2) a derivative of gubernatorial. However, instead of pertaining to a state governor, it pertains to a president, hence the word "national."
2) a derivative of gubernatorial. However, instead of pertaining to a state governor, it pertains to a president, hence the word "national."
The 2012 election will be sooooooo long! It'll Probably just be two straight years of assholes taking up regularly scheduled television programing for their elitist gubernational debates.
by rogerthewhale December 14, 2010
Get the Gubernationalmug. Jane: Ewww. Did you see that chubby guy over there?
Mary: Yeah. I was riding the elevator, and he got in. Then he smiled and said hello and briefly made eye contact.
Jane: Gross! He tried talking to you? What a creep.
(Attractive man walks up) Hey. I've been watching you for the last hour. You look hot. Want me to buy you a drink?
Jane: Hell yeah. Let's do shots!
Mary: Yeah. I was riding the elevator, and he got in. Then he smiled and said hello and briefly made eye contact.
Jane: Gross! He tried talking to you? What a creep.
(Attractive man walks up) Hey. I've been watching you for the last hour. You look hot. Want me to buy you a drink?
Jane: Hell yeah. Let's do shots!
by rogerthewhale March 9, 2014
Get the Creepmug. The incredibly low standards a man has for women, when he's drunk, horny, and doesn't want a relationship.
by rogerthewhale May 19, 2014
Get the One Night Standardsmug. My god! This is the most perfect head I've ever had. And this pussy is delicious. I'm walking on air! This is literally cloud 69.
by rogerthewhale October 22, 2010
Get the Cloud 69mug.