Definitions by rogerthewhale
Taco Supreme
1. A taco with sour cream and tomatoes.
2. The act of fucking a girl on her period (tomato) then shooting your load (sour cream) onto her pussy (taco).
2. The act of fucking a girl on her period (tomato) then shooting your load (sour cream) onto her pussy (taco).
1. I thought this taco supreme would have a lot more to it than just sour cream and tomatos for that extra dollar I paid!
2. Last night, i gave this bitch a taco supreme. I came on her period-blood-soaked cunt. It made my penis feel good, but I am probably going to hell now.
2. Last night, i gave this bitch a taco supreme. I came on her period-blood-soaked cunt. It made my penis feel good, but I am probably going to hell now.
Taco Supreme by rogerthewhale October 31, 2011
Niggerphiliac
Bob: Wanna go to the cemetery to fuck some corpses?
John: Sure, but let's just fuck the black corpses. I'm a niggerphiliac.
John: Sure, but let's just fuck the black corpses. I'm a niggerphiliac.
Niggerphiliac by rogerthewhale October 22, 2011
Procrastercising
Procrastercising by rogerthewhale October 14, 2011
Teacher With Benefits
Jake: Man Mrs. Johnson looks like a great piece of ass. I would totally do her!
Cody: I fucked her after school last week! She was damn fine.
Jake: You tapped that?!?
Cody: Yeah. Haven't you ever had a teacher with benefits? It's awesome!!!
Cody: I fucked her after school last week! She was damn fine.
Jake: You tapped that?!?
Cody: Yeah. Haven't you ever had a teacher with benefits? It's awesome!!!
Teacher With Benefits by rogerthewhale September 11, 2011
Beef Jerky
The act of jerking off to thoughts of disgusting cows like Brittney Spears (and I'm talking today's Brittney Spears, not the Brittney Spears of ten years ago.
I had some beef jerky today. I was watching About Schmitt and I saw Kathy Bates totally nude. Couldn't help but jerk off to that cow.
Beef Jerky by rogerthewhale September 11, 2011
Media Mind Syndrome
A disorder in which a person has distorted views about real-world situations, caused by listening to and referring to the mainstream media for all information.
Dave: So what do you think of Obama's plan on withdrawing troops in Afghanistan? I'm thinking it's too early, but at the same time, it is costing us way too much money, and it will have a significant finacial impact on future generations.
Cody: Huh? What the hell are you talking about?
Dave: I'm talking about our president.
Cody: Oh yeah. I hate him. He's just a socialist pig that hates america.
Dave: Do you even know what socialism is?
Cody: …
Dave: …
Cody: Don't you think Kim Kardashian went a little overboard to create a dream wedding. I mean, yeah she's rich and all, but come on!
Dave: Cody, I kept my mouth shut for too long, but I'm finally just going to say it: I'm worried about you. I think you have Media Mind Syndrome.
Cody: Huh? What the hell are you talking about?
Dave: I'm talking about our president.
Cody: Oh yeah. I hate him. He's just a socialist pig that hates america.
Dave: Do you even know what socialism is?
Cody: …
Dave: …
Cody: Don't you think Kim Kardashian went a little overboard to create a dream wedding. I mean, yeah she's rich and all, but come on!
Dave: Cody, I kept my mouth shut for too long, but I'm finally just going to say it: I'm worried about you. I think you have Media Mind Syndrome.
Media Mind Syndrome by rogerthewhale August 26, 2011
Boner Doner
John: Dude, since Cindy left last week, I haven't had a good, explosive hard-on.
Joe: I got you covered dude. Have these tapes. They're pretty spicy. They show Jenna Jameson sitting on a dick then standing up, over and over, very rapidly.
John: Awesome. Thanks for the boner doner dude.
Joe: I got you covered dude. Have these tapes. They're pretty spicy. They show Jenna Jameson sitting on a dick then standing up, over and over, very rapidly.
John: Awesome. Thanks for the boner doner dude.
Boner Doner by rogerthewhale January 15, 2011