Breastraunt

A restraunt that features waitresses' tits.

Hooters is a popular breastraunt chain.

by rogerthewhale November 27, 2013

Snowgasm

What a kid has when his school declares a snow day.

OMG mom. No school! I'm going to have a snowgasm.

Don't forget to use protection. I left your gloves in the closet.

by rogerthewhale February 08, 2014

Booty

Where peoples' shit comes from. But for some reason, it's still sexy as hell.

Damn! Look at that booty on her.

Yeah, I'll bet she shat out of it this morning, and she probably did a mediocre job of wiping.

Still would bang it!

by rogerthewhale September 15, 2013

Lower angelina

A vagina that has been fucked so much that it becomes swollen and looks like Angelina Joile's lips.

That chick that I did last night obviously had sex earlier that day. She had a lower angelina.

by rogerthewhale April 21, 2010

Hourglass Penis

A penis that is cold, but still hard. It causes the middle to become shriveled and small, but the blood flow stays in the head, causing a normal erection, which makes the penis the shape of an hourglass.

Jill: Holy crap! What's wrong with your dick?

John: Nothing. Just have a case of hourglass penis.

Jill: I've never seen anything like it!

John: What do you mean. It's cold, so I have a half-boner. I mean come on! Your blowing me on a ski lift!

by rogerthewhale November 08, 2010

Pornographic Thespian

1) One who acts in pornographic motion pictures.

2) Another term for "pornstar," first used by comedian Sarah Silverman in the film Jesus is Magic.

Sarah Silverman: I was watching, uh… porn, and it was like a series of vignettes, and in this one scene, it featured Ron Jeremy, a very famous, um… pornographic thespian. And in this scene, he is masturbating- onto a lady- but I noticed his pinky was out, and I found out why he masturbates with his pinky out: it's because he's classy.

by rogerthewhale December 11, 2010

Cream

Verb

1) To jiz/make a romance explosion

Noun

1) A load/romance goo

2) A rock band from the 1960s, who's music today is still loved, despite having only 4 studio albums.

A heard Crossroads on the radio today. Clapton's guitar solo made me cream my shorts.

by rogerthewhale April 08, 2013