roger the fabricator's definitions

baby boomer

1. a person, usually American, born during the "baby boom" of World War II.
2. the individuals who (myopically)dominated American culture up to at least the end of the Clinton era.
(also: Boomers)

"Isn't it frigging amazing how the Beatles and Led Zepplin and the Grateful Dead and Paul Simon and all those '60's bands get so much play time?"
"Not really. They're all baby boomers."

by roger the fabricator February 5, 2004

unfun

the evil opposite of fun. That which more approximates work, school, hell. The antithesis of a good time. Boring. Monotonous. Drudgery. Lifeless, limp, lame. No Fun.

Manufacturing widgets for Mr. Wanker's Widget factory is way unfun.

by roger the fabricator February 19, 2004

case

A wingnut. Someone stuck in circular "reasoning".

Jerry thinks his girlfriend has aliens spying on him night and day. Jerry's a friggin' case.

by roger the fabricator February 17, 2004

frabjus

just wonderful (from Lewis Carroll)

Oh frabjus day! Calloo callay, he chortled in his joy!

by roger the fabricator February 24, 2004

digger the dog

n., a dog that is not a dog but a lifeless toy. An imaginary friend created by a corporation. False hope. A sign of your dependency.

Digger the dog
Digger he walks with you when you explore
Just pull his leash
And go for a walk
He's your dog for sure

by roger the fabricator February 13, 2004

scratchosphere

n., place that animals go to (or state of mind they achieve) during a really good scratching

Fluffy's eyes rolled back in her head, and her leg kicked spasmotically. She was in the scratchosphere.

by roger the fabricator February 9, 2004