roger the fabricator's definitions

case

A wingnut. Someone stuck in circular "reasoning".

Jerry thinks his girlfriend has aliens spying on him night and day. Jerry's a friggin' case.

by roger the fabricator February 17, 2004

liquormission

an intermission for imbibing alcoholic beverages

This is our last song. After we take a little liquormission we'll be right back!

by roger the fabricator February 17, 2004

veggie

n., a cutesy way of saying vegetable

"Star-eagle, be sure to eat all your veggies!"

by roger the fabricator February 5, 2004

going steady

the (generally mistaken) notion that a relationship is mutually agreeable

Elmer and Antoinette are going steady.

by roger the fabricator February 16, 2004

digger the dog

n., a dog that is not a dog but a lifeless toy. An imaginary friend created by a corporation. False hope. A sign of your dependency.

Digger the dog
Digger he walks with you when you explore
Just pull his leash
And go for a walk
He's your dog for sure

by roger the fabricator February 13, 2004

scratchosphere

n., place that animals go to (or state of mind they achieve) during a really good scratching

Fluffy's eyes rolled back in her head, and her leg kicked spasmotically. She was in the scratchosphere.

by roger the fabricator February 9, 2004