roger the fabricator's definitions

straight from the fridge, dad

a 50's expression meaning "ain't it the truth" and/or that's "cool from the git-go"

"Our new roommate Shinji, just went skydiving with the punks cuz he's a little crazy"
"That's straight from the fridge, dad."

by roger the fabricator February 16, 2004

case

A wingnut. Someone stuck in circular "reasoning".

Jerry thinks his girlfriend has aliens spying on him night and day. Jerry's a friggin' case.

by roger the fabricator February 17, 2004

liquormission

an intermission for imbibing alcoholic beverages

This is our last song. After we take a little liquormission we'll be right back!

by roger the fabricator February 17, 2004

unfun

the evil opposite of fun. That which more approximates work, school, hell. The antithesis of a good time. Boring. Monotonous. Drudgery. Lifeless, limp, lame. No Fun.

Manufacturing widgets for Mr. Wanker's Widget factory is way unfun.

by roger the fabricator February 19, 2004

digger the dog

n., a dog that is not a dog but a lifeless toy. An imaginary friend created by a corporation. False hope. A sign of your dependency.

Digger the dog
Digger he walks with you when you explore
Just pull his leash
And go for a walk
He's your dog for sure

by roger the fabricator February 13, 2004

scratchosphere

n., place that animals go to (or state of mind they achieve) during a really good scratching

Fluffy's eyes rolled back in her head, and her leg kicked spasmotically. She was in the scratchosphere.

by roger the fabricator February 9, 2004