roger the fabricator's definitions

baby boomer

1. a person, usually American, born during the "baby boom" of World War II.
2. the individuals who (myopically)dominated American culture up to at least the end of the Clinton era.
(also: Boomers)

"Isn't it frigging amazing how the Beatles and Led Zepplin and the Grateful Dead and Paul Simon and all those '60's bands get so much play time?"
"Not really. They're all baby boomers."

by roger the fabricator February 5, 2004

bonogomy

n., having only Bono or Sonny Bono as exclusive sexual partners

"I wish I was Cher when she was bonogomous"
"I don't believe in bonogomy"

by roger the fabricator February 10, 2004

mask up

v., to cover your face with a mask, hoodie, bandana etc.

We mask up tomorrow at 6am for the black bloc.

by roger the fabricator February 19, 2004

unfun

the evil opposite of fun. That which more approximates work, school, hell. The antithesis of a good time. Boring. Monotonous. Drudgery. Lifeless, limp, lame. No Fun.

Manufacturing widgets for Mr. Wanker's Widget factory is way unfun.

by roger the fabricator February 19, 2004

digger the dog

n., a dog that is not a dog but a lifeless toy. An imaginary friend created by a corporation. False hope. A sign of your dependency.

Digger the dog
Digger he walks with you when you explore
Just pull his leash
And go for a walk
He's your dog for sure

by roger the fabricator February 13, 2004

scratchosphere

n., place that animals go to (or state of mind they achieve) during a really good scratching

Fluffy's eyes rolled back in her head, and her leg kicked spasmotically. She was in the scratchosphere.

by roger the fabricator February 9, 2004