roger the fabricator's definitions

baby boomer

1. a person, usually American, born during the "baby boom" of World War II.
2. the individuals who (myopically)dominated American culture up to at least the end of the Clinton era.
(also: Boomers)

"Isn't it frigging amazing how the Beatles and Led Zepplin and the Grateful Dead and Paul Simon and all those '60's bands get so much play time?"
"Not really. They're all baby boomers."

by roger the fabricator February 5, 2004

veggie

n., a cutesy way of saying vegetable

"Star-eagle, be sure to eat all your veggies!"

by roger the fabricator February 5, 2004

liquormission

an intermission for imbibing alcoholic beverages

This is our last song. After we take a little liquormission we'll be right back!

by roger the fabricator February 17, 2004

homonymerific

adj., one of two or more last names (for dating couples) that have the same spelling but differ in meaning.

Tom Cruise is dating Penelope Cruz.

by roger the fabricator February 12, 2004

digger the dog

n., a dog that is not a dog but a lifeless toy. An imaginary friend created by a corporation. False hope. A sign of your dependency.

Digger the dog
Digger he walks with you when you explore
Just pull his leash
And go for a walk
He's your dog for sure

by roger the fabricator February 13, 2004

scratchosphere

n., place that animals go to (or state of mind they achieve) during a really good scratching

Fluffy's eyes rolled back in her head, and her leg kicked spasmotically. She was in the scratchosphere.

by roger the fabricator February 9, 2004