Sagittarius

best zodiac of all
they're honest and have a great sense of humor and independent and allergic to bullshit aka don't got time for your pettiness

you're a wonderful person you must be a Sagittarius!

by rofl my waffle January 06, 2017

Alyssa

the bitchy cheerleader who steals your best friend

go to hell Alyssa

by rofl my waffle January 06, 2017

slide into your dms

when you send that first text over social media in hopes of getting something in return ;)

don't make me slide into your dms!

by rofl my waffle January 06, 2017

middle school

the awkward in-between stage of your life when it feels like everything is falling apart but your only worries are that crush you have on the best friend of the girl who has a crush on you and it feels like love
the building you're stuck in for like 8 hours a day without choice

middle school ain't nothing son

by rofl my waffle January 06, 2017

Mariah Carey

can't lip sync

Did you see Mariah Carey screw up everyone's NYE?!

by rofl my waffle January 06, 2017

Taylor Swift

writes songs about her ex-boyfriends
old news

he got screwed over by Taylor swift

by rofl my waffle January 06, 2017

11:11

the time of day when everyone spams your snapchat feed with a black screen and a clock just to let everyone know that they're crushing on someone when it's obviously not gonna last

11:11 him!

by rofl my waffle January 06, 2017