9 definitions by rofl my waffle

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the time of day when everyone spams your snapchat feed with a black screen and a clock just to let everyone know that they're crushing on someone when it's obviously not gonna last
11:11 him!
by rofl my waffle January 06, 2017
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best zodiac of all
they're honest and have a great sense of humor and independent and allergic to bullshit aka don't got time for your pettiness
you're a wonderful person you must be a Sagittarius!
by rofl my waffle January 06, 2017
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the girl of your dreams.
she is very intelligent even though she pulls on doors that clearly say push. she is so pretty and cute that it can be overwhelming sometimes. she does this annoying thing when she doesn't let anyone know she's hurting but she'll always listen to you and help when you're in the feels. she is funny and goofy. don't break her precious heart or i guarantee you that there will be a ton of angry guys coming to fight you.
the one girl who you can't get over, no matter what. oh no did you just catch some feelings? looks like they're there to stay forever!
point is, get u a subul.
guy 1: dude. i saw emily at starbucks yesterday. she is so thicc!
guy 2: oh. that's nice. i was facetiming subul all night.
guy 1: omg! i am so jealous!
by rofl my waffle January 06, 2017
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the awkward in-between stage of your life when it feels like everything is falling apart but your only worries are that crush you have on the best friend of the girl who has a crush on you and it feels like love
the building you're stuck in for like 8 hours a day without choice
middle school ain't nothing son
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sport of legends
usually played with a basketball
the gaaaaaang wuz supa sweaty after playin' basketball man!
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when you send that first text over social media in hopes of getting something in return ;)
don't make me slide into your dms!
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writes songs about her ex-boyfriends
old news
he got screwed over by Taylor swift
by rofl my waffle January 06, 2017
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