Sagittarius

best zodiac of all
they're honest and have a great sense of humor and independent and allergic to bullshit aka don't got time for your pettiness

you're a wonderful person you must be a Sagittarius!

by rofl my waffle January 07, 2017

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Subul

the girl of your dreams.
she is very intelligent even though she pulls on doors that clearly say push. she is so pretty and cute that it can be overwhelming sometimes. she does this annoying thing when she doesn't let anyone know she's hurting but she'll always listen to you and help when you're in the feels. she is funny and goofy. don't break her precious heart or i guarantee you that there will be a ton of angry guys coming to fight you.
the one girl who you can't get over, no matter what. oh no did you just catch some feelings? looks like they're there to stay forever!
point is, get u a subul.

guy 1: dude. i saw emily at starbucks yesterday. she is so thicc!
guy 2: oh. that's nice. i was facetiming subul all night.
guy 1: omg! i am so jealous!

by rofl my waffle January 06, 2017

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slide into your dms

when you send that first text over social media in hopes of getting something in return ;)

don't make me slide into your dms!

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Mariah Carey

can't lip sync

Did you see Mariah Carey screw up everyone's NYE?!

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middle school

the awkward in-between stage of your life when it feels like everything is falling apart but your only worries are that crush you have on the best friend of the girl who has a crush on you and it feels like love
the building you're stuck in for like 8 hours a day without choice

middle school ain't nothing son

by rofl my waffle January 07, 2017

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