classic rock

What revolutionized the music world. What nu-metal will never live up to.

Classic rock forever!

by rock fan March 31, 2003

sony

Also one of the 5 major music corporations which control 90+ percent of American music. Ironic, since Sony is a Japanese company.

The RIAA loves Sony's cock.

by rock fan March 02, 2003

Road Rage

Taking your rage out on the road, especially on those motherfuckers who cut you off or tailgate you.

That guy CUT ME OFF!!! WHAT THE SHIT?!! I'M GONNA KILL THAT FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!! YOU AIN'T GETTIN' AWAY FROM ME, MOTHAFUCKA!!!

by rock fan February 25, 2003

Early-Eminem Syndrome

When you start off as a shitty, untalented rapper and end up being a rich and famous shitty, untalented rapper.

by rock fan October 15, 2003

grammy award

Used to be an alright system of giving merit to exceptionally good singers. Now it's just a rigged scamfest where talentless idiots get awarded just for being on MTV, VH-1, or B.E.T..

Few Grammy Awards are being given to those who make real music but are too poor to get any attention.

by rock fan April 29, 2003

Rock 'n' roll

The music that made it well worth living before the early 1990s.

Now, instead of rock 'n' roll, we have to endure the ear-bleeding likes of rap, pop, and techno.

by rock fan October 28, 2003

MTV Music Awards

A fucking joke made by MTV. Basically, all of the "artists" you hear on the Top 40 radio station, and anyone who appears on MTV and B.E.T. automatically win an MTV music award. Talent and originality are not required to win one.

If you're an independent artist, or a jazz/rock/orchestra musician, forget it.

Hey, look. Some bubblegum-pop star whose music was played on Total Request Live for five months straight was nominated with 29 MTV Music Awards.

by rock fan August 19, 2003