rock fan's definitions

classic rock

What revolutionized the music world. What nu-metal will never live up to.

Classic rock forever!

by rock fan March 31, 2003

MTV Music Awards

A fucking joke made by MTV. Basically, all of the "artists" you hear on the Top 40 radio station, and anyone who appears on MTV and B.E.T. automatically win an MTV music award. Talent and originality are not required to win one.

If you're an independent artist, or a jazz/rock/orchestra musician, forget it.

Hey, look. Some bubblegum-pop star whose music was played on Total Request Live for five months straight was nominated with 29 MTV Music Awards.

by rock fan August 18, 2003

Top 40

The biggest insult to people who appreciate music.

What the fuck is this shit on the Top 40 station? Each and every song sounds exactly the same.

by rock fan October 15, 2003

sony

Also one of the 5 major music corporations which control 90+ percent of American music. Ironic, since Sony is a Japanese company.

The RIAA loves Sony's cock.

by rock fan March 1, 2003

gunk music

A horrible type of music that goth people listen to.

What the fuck is this gunk music shit? At least the name is very appropriate for the noise that's produced.

by rock fan April 22, 2003

MTV VMA

The worst piece of shit ever created by MTV. An excuse for talentless scum like Justin Timberlake and Missy Elliott to win awards for "Best Music of the Year" while spitting on Johnny Cash , and for Metallica to ruin classic songs made by real musicians. Fuck MTV.

The only interesting thing about the MTV VMAs was when Britney Spears and Madonna performed a lesbian-tongue kiss on stage. The rest of the show was a fucking joke.

by rock fan August 29, 2003

pop music

A publicly accepted form of techno, (meaning that the music is composed using ELECTRONIC SEQUENCING SOFTWARE). The only thing that makes people think it's not techno is because pop music uses vocals as the main part of the song. Unfortunately, pop music sucks shit because whatever the "singers" are saying has already been said 5 million times before by previously manufactured talentless scumbags.

There has never been a more vile abomination to the music industry than the scourge of pop music, all of which is supported by the Record industry Asswipes of America, or RIAA.

by rock fan November 19, 2003