Definitions by rock fan

pop music 

A publicly accepted form of techno, (meaning that the music is composed using ELECTRONIC SEQUENCING SOFTWARE). The only thing that makes people think it's not techno is because pop music uses vocals as the main part of the song. Unfortunately, pop music sucks shit because whatever the "singers" are saying has already been said 5 million times before by previously manufactured talentless scumbags.

There has never been a more vile abomination to the music industry than the scourge of pop music, all of which is supported by the Record industry Asswipes of America, or RIAA.

pop music by rock fan November 19, 2003

Rock 'n' roll

The music that made it well worth living before the early 1990s.

Now, instead of rock 'n' roll, we have to endure the ear-bleeding likes of rap, pop, and techno.

Rock 'n' roll by rock fan October 27, 2003

Early-Eminem Syndrome 

When you start off as a shitty, untalented rapper and end up being a rich and famous shitty, untalented rapper.

Early-Eminem Syndrome by rock fan October 15, 2003

Top 40 

The biggest insult to people who appreciate music.

What the fuck is this shit on the Top 40 station? Each and every song sounds exactly the same.

Top 40 by rock fan October 15, 2003

MTV VMA

The worst piece of shit ever created by MTV. An excuse for talentless scum like Justin Timberlake and Missy Elliott to win awards for "Best Music of the Year" while spitting on Johnny Cash , and for Metallica to ruin classic songs made by real musicians. Fuck MTV.

The only interesting thing about the MTV VMAs was when Britney Spears and Madonna performed a lesbian-tongue kiss on stage. The rest of the show was a fucking joke.

MTV VMA by rock fan August 29, 2003

MTV Music Awards 

A fucking joke made by MTV. Basically, all of the "artists" you hear on the Top 40 radio station, and anyone who appears on MTV and B.E.T. automatically win an MTV music award. Talent and originality are not required to win one.

If you're an independent artist, or a jazz/rock/orchestra musician, forget it.

Hey, look. Some bubblegum-pop star whose music was played on Total Request Live for five months straight was nominated with 29 MTV Music Awards.

MTV Music Awards by rock fan August 18, 2003

slipknot

A shitty nu-metal band that slipped on a knot of fame and pop-culture and fell into the dumpster of mediocrity.

I can't believe the noise that Slipknot makes can be classified as music!

slipknot by rock fan May 21, 2003