My face when

A meme on 4chan that lets you post what your face would look like in a specific situation. Usually posted in greentext with a picture of said face, like this.

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>mfw a eurofag called American Football smibbily wobbly ball near me
>my face when an American was fat near me

>my face when hitler was still alive

>my face when usa won the world cup

>my face when Soulja Boy is considered a musical artist near me

My visage, mfw, my countenance are acceptable as well
by Roc18 August 20, 2010
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Sex Definition

A retarded definition usually made by a 12 year old on urbandictionary failing to be funny. A sex definition usually has this formula

Typical definition of a word that is turned into a sexual act:

While you're fucking a girl in the ass (blank) and right before you cum pull your dick out then say (blank) then (blank) while you are cumming, then say "bitch you just got (blanked)
Example of a Sex Definition on Urban Dictionary.

George Washington:

While you're fucking a girl in the ass put wooden teeth on and right before you cum pull your dick out then say "give me liberty or give me death!" then put a $1 bill on her face and cum all over it , then say "bitch you just got George Washingtoned!"
by Roc18 April 28, 2010
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Metapod

When your penis gets so hard that it doesn't move.
Before i fucked Jaine my dick pulled a Metapod.
by Roc18 April 21, 2010
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Mac

Computers that hipsters always buy. No better than a PC in terms of usefulness yet they always argue Macs > PCs
A mac isn't a computer, it is a hipster machine
by Roc18 October 07, 2010
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Affliction

Affliction, Ed Hardy, TapouT. All examples of what's in a douchebag's wardrobe.
by Roc18 September 10, 2009
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Terry Crews

A large black man from the movie White Chicks, the Boondocks and Everybody hates Chris who looks like the dude that would rape you if you dropped the soap in the jail. Coolest mothafucka alive.
Terry Crews played in the NFL and is now an Actor.
by Roc18 April 30, 2010
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Chiddy Bang

A fine example of what type of music should be mainstream as opposed to Soulja Boy, Lil Wayne etc.

Hip Hop group made up of Chiddy (rapper) and Xaphoon Jones (producer). Made 2 Solid Mixtapes "Air Swell" and The "Swelly Express" and are releasing their debut album "The Swelly Life" this September.
Chiddy Bang! And we're pretty much amazing!

Xaphoon you crazy!
by Roc18 August 08, 2010
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