Definitions by robotlegcommando

cuntact 

Cuntact is unwanted or undesirable contact, as done by one who "cunts" the cuntacted party.

Can you pick up some Off Deep Woods brand insect repellent while youre out? The mosquitoes are still getting inside and making cuntact.

cuntact by robotlegcommando July 28, 2011

assch 

Asssh is the lowest grade of hash resin there is. The most disgusting THC substance of all, its usually more crumbling ash than sticky hash, and is a cuntraction of the two words.

Lets scrape our very clean hash pipe to attain its thin layer of assch!

assch by robotlegcommando July 28, 2011

shwaggot

A person who thinks they have high grade marijuana, and doesn't. Either because of an unsophisticated palate or very low drug addict standards.

Lets head up to Denver, shwaggots have Littleton dry as a mouth.

shwaggot by robotlegcommando March 23, 2009

Turbohomos 

The homosexual males you see at raves that come dressed SO GAY it mindfucks your rolling brain and ruins your entire night.

"Hey! Are you going to One Night Stand?"

"No, with a name like that they should've just called it Flight of the Turbohomos."

Turbohomos by robotlegcommando February 27, 2009