assch

Asssh is the lowest grade of hash resin there is. The most disgusting THC substance of all, its usually more crumbling ash than sticky hash, and is a cuntraction of the two words.

Lets scrape our very clean hash pipe to attain its thin layer of assch!

by robotlegcommando July 28, 2011

Aschente

A word declared by each competitor before starting a game or match signaling to every party involved that they will play fair and abide by the set rules of the game.
(It is most commonly stated as a promise or agreement between competitors.)

Origin:
A pact in the show No Game No Life to bind citizens to comply with the Ten Pledges

"I swear by the pledges, Aschente!"

by Xaece October 20, 2018

du bist ein arschloch

A way to say that someone is an asshole without them knowing what the hell you said.

*gets killed by someone in cod* "WOOOH! BOOM HEADSHOT!" "Du bist ein arschloch"

by PrinceRyt February 26, 2015

Asscard

The anal equivalent of a "VCard". One keeps their Asscard until penetrated anally.

"So last night during sex, Jim took my asscard by sticking his fingers inside my anus"

by WindowDominos March 7, 2010

Arschgeweih

German word for Tramp stamp meaning something like "ass-antlers", because its slang, chicks don't like it though.

She's a sleazy bitch from Marzahn, she even got herself a Arschgeweih.

by Kaipo December 12, 2006

Am Arsch die Räuber

German phrase used when someone is disagreeing with something.

Is it true that you’re a fan of Karl Marx?
“Am Arsch die Räuber! How did you even come up with that?”

by ErwinFischer October 24, 2023

asschopsticks

when you buddy falls asleep in a recliner and you stand over him/her, spread your cheeks and attempt to pick up their face with your ass......It's hard as hell at first just like using chopstix.

Wow, Jay sure was pissed when Danny woke him up with the asschopsticks

by Mailmanjoe June 3, 2005