Sleepy Steve

Sleepy Steve is when you find a sleeping friend, and squat down on the pillow next to his face and lay a big turd. You then proceed to stick your finger in it and write you initials on his forehead. Then you squat down on their face, well spearding your asscrack, and put then tip of their nose into it so their nose is covered with shit. Then if they still aren't awake, you have the right to japanese donkey punch them.

Before Andrew went to bed Robert told him to watch out for a Sleepy Steve... he wasnt kidding...

by Robert October 07, 2004

Austin, TX

The most awesome place possible, home to the best University ever. heaven

I want to go to Austin, TX to live.

by Robert March 12, 2004

Penis

the main organ used to screw someones or somethings asshole , vagina , ear, etc.

dam it felt good when I stuck my penis in that elfs asshole

by Robert July 28, 2003

jigaboo jim

a term to describe a well endowed black man masturbating.

I walked in on my roommate Tyrone doing the jigaboo jim in the living room

by Robert October 20, 2004

foxtion

Just like fiction, but it is television shows on Fox. Sex, murder, sex, wills, and more sex are commonly used.

Bob: Whats your favorite foxtion show?

Jan: It would have to be The OC

by Robert September 23, 2005

shlortong

medium sized penis between a shlort and a shlong

look aT THAT SHLORTONG

by ROBERT April 20, 2005

I claim it

To say a person respects something. This could be friends, food etc. Also can mean to say something is cool. The word "it" can be replaced with him or her. Robert of Texas Tech developed this term.
See I respect that

All you can eat buffets. I claim it.

That's Kevin Jones; I claim him.

That's Clare Mills; I claim her.

by Robert April 25, 2005