robert's definitions

a/s/ler

Someone who always asks for your age/sex/location, even if you are taking the mickey out of the prat.

user1:I hate all of you
a/s/ler:asl?
user1:leave me alone intenet perv
a/s/ler:ASL BITCH!

by Robert July 11, 2004

cry me a river

a REALLY REALLY REALLY bad song by justin timberlake. one of the parts has justin singing "cry me a river" over and over again in a really annoying voice.

Radio playing at a store: Cry me a river! Cry me a river!
Me: Oh god oh god oh god not this song again!
*i head to the gun store*
Me: Take this you piece of shit!
*radio is blown to bits by my brand new 30-06 :D*
Me: Yaaay! ^_^

by Robert July 16, 2004

dickbacon

consider the term "douche bag" for guys

since hes a guy, you can call him dickbacon

by Robert July 19, 2004

Sky Nazi

1. Someone who, in the MMOFPS PlanetSide, breaks out the anti-aircraft weapons and takes control of the skies.
2. Me when playing PlanetSide :D

P.S. I made it up! w00t!

1. 1337G4M3R: d00d that sky nazi just blew up my fcuking liberator!
2. When in my AA MAX, I'm a total sky nazi.

by Robert July 20, 2004

berserker

Somebody who gets smashed and possibly turns violent before or after doing so. Named after Norse warriors who would get intoxicated using liquor, then fight to the death.

More modern use makes reference to people who more self-disregard and less focus on fighting or violence, and berserkers usually will do all types of drugs.

Steve: Hey, have you seen Dave?

Me: Not for a few months... Who knows? That kid's a damn berserker.

Steve: Yeah, he's been drinking a lot more lately.

by Robert July 29, 2004

Morrowind

i badass game that you suck at when you first start out but get uber by level 25.

DAMNIT! i dont have cure blight potion damn rats.*drops all daedric armor and weapons* ok gotta remember where this is. 2 days later: wtf happen to my armor and weapons?!

by robert July 30, 2004

ADSL

ADSL - Short for Assymetrical Digital Subscriber Line. A type of internet faster than the usual Modem, but slightly slower than the Broadband.

Robert became very happy when they finally exchanged their 56K Modem with an ADSL connection.

by Robert September 18, 2004