robert's definitions

phfat

a fine person who is fat, like queen latifa

you is way phfat

by Robert August 18, 2003

sourbuck

means ten dollars or ten dollars worth of weed

hey let me get a sourbuck meaning a baggie full of marijuana that is worth $10
u got change for a sourbuck/change for ten dollars

by robert May 13, 2005

guzzovaglia

pasty film that collects around the corners of the mouth.

Clean your mouth. You have guzzovaglia!

by Robert July 22, 2003

workaholic

A person who works too hard, even when they are meant to be on vacation.

Elizabeth Owens

by Robert January 18, 2004

the deed

having sex for the first time

i did 'the deed'the other day

by robert May 13, 2005

Sleepy Steve

Sleepy Steve is when you find a sleeping friend, and squat down on the pillow next to his face and lay a big turd. You then proceed to stick your finger in it and write you initials on his forehead. Then you squat down on their face, well spearding your asscrack, and put then tip of their nose into it so their nose is covered with shit. Then if they still aren't awake, you have the right to japanese donkey punch them.

Before Andrew went to bed Robert told him to watch out for a Sleepy Steve... he wasnt kidding...

by Robert October 6, 2004

sanctimonious

giving a hypocrital appearance of piety

if i was sanctimonious, i would probably give lectures about the 10 commandments, then go rob banks.

by Robert June 21, 2004