33 definitions by robert e. porter
To have oral sex with a woman. Also known as cunnilingus. The eater can be either male or female, but the eatee must be a female, or some other cunted creature. Eating the pussy may involve licking, sucking, blowing, kissing or other similar action to the labia minora and clitoris. This activity could preceed or follow normal dick-to-twat action.
by robert e. porter January 14, 2006
by robert e. porter July 5, 2007
(n.) For straight men, it's cunt juice. For gay men, it's cum. Same for gay and straight women.
See cum and cunt juice.
See also snowball.
See cum and cunt juice.
See also snowball.
Gay:
As I blow you, you're going to shoot your white hot mouthwash into my open oral cavity.
Lesbian:
Belinda took all of Stephanie's mouthwash down her throat while they were munching monkey.
Straight:
John and Mary gargled each other's mouthwash and hummed a tune simultaneously.
As I blow you, you're going to shoot your white hot mouthwash into my open oral cavity.
Lesbian:
Belinda took all of Stephanie's mouthwash down her throat while they were munching monkey.
Straight:
John and Mary gargled each other's mouthwash and hummed a tune simultaneously.
by robert e. porter August 9, 2007
As the term implies, an eruption of weeping sores in and around the vulva (pussy/snatch/twat/cunt/meat wallet).
See also clitzit.
See also clitzit.
Say, Doc, could you write me out a prescription for something? I've got snatch acne and my boyfriend won't fuck me!
by robert e. porter September 7, 2007
by robert e. porter January 16, 2006
(Vulgar slang) - The COCKtail a person performing fellatio receives orally when the one being fellated has an orgasm in their mouth.
Boy, the jizz fizz I got down my throat from sucking his schlong last night was better than drinking a Black Russian!
by robert e. porter January 15, 2006
by robert e. porter June 9, 2006