33 definitions by robert e. porter

fucktool

1. (n.) any sexual accessory or device that closely mimicks the shape of a nice hard cock.

2. (n.) a child or adult who is unwittingly stupid, i.e. a moron or idiot

See also dildo and butt plug.

1. "I want you to ram that fucktool right up my pussy NOW, David! Oh, huhuhuhu!!!"

2. "I told you not to answer the door after ten o'clock you little fucktool!

by robert e. porter July 12, 2007

tonsil hockey

A nonsense game referring to heavy-action French kissing and deep tonguing.

Mary and John were in the pool playing tonsil hockey.

by robert e. porter January 9, 2006

flafliculate

To run about wildly in the nude, with all body parts bouncing.

Please do not flafliculate in our presence, thank you.

by robert e. porter January 9, 2006

peter eater

(n. slang) a heterosexual woman or homosexual man that indulges in the art of fellatio. The term is primarily applied to male twink homos.

Ever since the age of four, Anthony was the consummate peter eater... he went down on Beau every day of his life.

by robert e. porter July 16, 2007

street whore

(n.) An employee of the sidewalks, a male or female prostitute that primarily works the streets, providing low-budget sexual services to new and existing johns. These women are only interested in volume vs. quality, and earn an average of about $1,500 per day when not incarcerated. All street whores are generally stupid and many are former physicians, bankers, lawyers, and mortgage brokers.

See also gutterslut.

My Aunt Mary buys me expensive gifts because she's a street whore and she can afford it.

by robert e. porter July 10, 2007

holepole

(n.) A penis or dildo.

Hey, Bruce, will you puhleeeeezzz plug me with your holepole?

by robert e. porter August 24, 2007

vulvitis

1. (n.) Inflammation of the vulva.

2. (n.) A yeast infection that results in a build-up of Vulveeta.

The doctor took one peek at my crotch and said, "Yes, dear... you've got vulvitis. You nasty hoe."

by robert e. porter July 12, 2007