snatch acne

As the term implies, an eruption of weeping sores in and around the vulva (pussy/snatch/twat/cunt/meat wallet).

See also clitzit.

Say, Doc, could you write me out a prescription for something? I've got snatch acne and my boyfriend won't fuck me!

by Robert E. Porter September 07, 2007

quim

The female pudendum (sex organs). Mainly used in Great Britain.

Todd really got a thrill as he prepared to tongue Betsy's quim.

by Robert E. Porter January 16, 2006

sclut

(n.) A prostitute that smells like a maggot-infested corpse, due to not bathing for 4 weeks at a time. Any sclut can also be a scumbag slut, and vice versa.

Rob: Hey, Bernice, what's that smell?
Bernice: Whut smell you talkin' 'bout?
Rob: It must be the aroma of your dirty rotten putrid snatch.
Bernice: Prolly so. I done me a hunert-foty johns dis month.
Rob: Oh God, go CLEAN that snatch, you sclut!

by Robert E. Porter August 30, 2007

cuntitis

(n) Inflamation of the cunt.

My doctor took one look at my crotch and said, "Yep. You've got cuntitis, sweetheart."

by Robert E. Porter January 20, 2006

Yodeling in the Canyon

Synonym for eating pussy or cunnilingus.

She hadn't been in my presence for five minutes before I was yodeling in the canyon.

by Robert E. Porter June 09, 2006

tonsil hockey

A nonsense game referring to heavy-action French kissing and deep tonguing.

Mary and John were in the pool playing tonsil hockey.

by Robert E. Porter January 09, 2006

flafliculate

To run about wildly in the nude, with all body parts bouncing.

Please do not flafliculate in our presence, thank you.

by Robert E. Porter January 09, 2006