Definitions by rob

tampon popsicle 

what Angelina Jolie eats

yum this is a good tampon popsicle


billy bob:"that's it I'm divorcing you"

tampon popsicle by rob December 6, 2003

cuckold 

a man in age only, in all other ways a boy whose wife turns to other men to satisfy her womanly needs that her husband can't

Rob has a really small penis and just can't take care of Kristi's needs but she's finding real men who can. So she's just making a cuckold out of Rob

cuckold by Rob December 1, 2003

Xenobi 

Y hElLo ThAr BuTtSeCkS??1!1//1/?oneoneshift+1soneoenoen LOOLOLOLOLOL!!!

Hey, its a hooker, ask her if she wants to Xenobi us!

Xenobi by Rob November 30, 2003

swinette 

A fictional musical instrument made by stretching two hairs across a pig's ass.

Usually used to piss off someone who is bothering you:
"Why don't you go play a swinette?"
"What's a swinette?"
"Two hairs stretched across a pig's ass, shithead!"

swinette by Rob November 30, 2003

Churn rate

Churn is the percentage of total subscribers that discontinue
service divided into the total population. Usually it is
expressed as a percent based on the population change from month
to month.

An average monthly churn rate for wireless phones is
around 5%.

Churn rate by Rob November 28, 2003

boo-ya 

Rubbing in a sweet victory.

Rob just beat Rafael in Madden, Blitz, NBA street, and every other game..... BOO YA

boo-ya by Rob November 27, 2003

CockTangle 

When someone talks like they are talking through a tangled penis.

Your a cocktangle

CockTangle by Rob November 26, 2003