certone

tasteless paranoia. vulgar responses to sane behavior. cup of coffee and a cigarette. get tanked.

I be a certone...LOSE THE LIFE FRUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by rob March 30, 2005

ponylip

To fake drinking large quantities when you're really just tilting the bottle back without consuming

Dave never gets drunk because he ponylips his beer.

by Rob May 01, 2003

swashbuckled

To get completely, bombed, wasted, intoxicated, shitfaced.

Man, did he get swashbuckled last night after downing that 5th of Cpt. Morgan!!

by Rob October 01, 2004

Rolling

Toilet Papering (TPing) in the south.

Lets go Roll the sherifs house

by Rob March 22, 2004

cockleberry

one who eats berrys from the cock

look at amwakx hes one dirty mother fuckin cockleberry

by Rob December 19, 2004

Stefan Beater

A large, (sometimes blunt), object that is commonly used to clobber stefan. Often is in the from of a hockey stick.

Stefan came knockin' on my door at 3am so I hauled out my stefan beater and went on a mission.

by Rob April 11, 2005

one time

The start of every stupid story someone tells you.

"This one time...I...went...and climbed a tree"

by Rob April 18, 2005