rob's definitions

douche nozzle

The piece that connects to the douche bag and is the "business" end of the entire "douche" system.

After getting pounded by a big sweaty black man I inserted the douche nozzle into my swollen opening.

by Rob April 21, 2003

one time

The start of every stupid story someone tells you.

"This one time...I...went...and climbed a tree"

by Rob April 18, 2005

Rolling

Toilet Papering (TPing) in the south.

Lets go Roll the sherifs house

by Rob March 22, 2004

slipknot

Ok, let me give the real definition of this word. 9 man band from Iowa, have came out with 4 albums. The band is NOT black or death metal, i call it simply..metal. The band does have talent, as for the drummer joey (not the best in the world, but up there) and the vocalist corey. Overall this band is fairly good, some of the songs ARE complete bull shit. This definition is coming from someone who listens to ALL genres of metal, slayer, dimmu borgir, absu, cannibal corpse, so i know a little bit about the music.

The slipknot fans need to simmer down and listen to all metal.

As for the bashes, you guys need to mind your own business and put proper definitions.

Man : Hey, do you like slipknot?
Me : Yeah, fairly good band.
Man : Cool, slayer is my fav. though
Me : ANGEL OF DEATH!

by Rob December 29, 2004

Stefan Beater

A large, (sometimes blunt), object that is commonly used to clobber stefan. Often is in the from of a hockey stick.

Stefan came knockin' on my door at 3am so I hauled out my stefan beater and went on a mission.

by Rob April 11, 2005

swashbuckled

To get completely, bombed, wasted, intoxicated, shitfaced.

Man, did he get swashbuckled last night after downing that 5th of Cpt. Morgan!!

by Rob October 1, 2004

nigga tumbling

Verb. When you fall off a tall cliff, ledge, peak, or precipice, and proceed to bounce off the walls or edges on the way down, that's called nigga tumbling.

Man watching person fall into ravine whilst bouncing off walls: "Dayamn that nigga tumbling!"

by Rob January 12, 2005