c'ard-on

The type of hard-on guys get in a car, usually while driving over a continuously bumpy road.

Guys in a car going on a camping trip:
Hey - check-out Jake - he's asleep, but has a c'ard-on.
That's funny!

Guy thinking to himself:
Damn bumpy road - giving me a c'ard-on.

by RNPS December 09, 2008

pussy with teeth

man with facial hair around the mouth; goatee, beard

Too many cold bitches at that bar, so I went in the alley to get some oral from a pussy with teeth.

Man, I got cut-up last night from F-ing that pussy with teeth.

by RNPS June 06, 2007

dinglebroad

A woman who's riding your ass like a dingleberry.

Example 1: My Mom is being a total dinglebroad about me going to college.

Example 2: I told her I'd have the report to her in twenty minutes, but no, she had to be a dinglebroad and keep asking for it.

by RNPS July 23, 2007

dreadlog

A dreadlock combined with a log.

1) "Get the scissors - the dog has a dreadlog!"
2) "That's the last time I get some from a cheap crack whore - I found a dreadlog hanging from her taint!"

by RNPS November 10, 2007

apple sauce

A man's shot load on an Apple computer from looking at too much internet porn.

Wife: Is this your jizz all over our computer!?

Husband: NO. That's just a little apple sauce.

by RNPS December 29, 2008

White Tail Buck

When a guy spooges right above the ass crack of black guy.

Last Friday night, I was giving it hard to JoJo, that Big Black Guy who's usually here for his Pink Martinis, when he asked me to give him a White Tail Buck!

by RNPS August 28, 2010

boner buster

To lose an erection, ruin a potential sexual opportunity or potentially happy moment.

Guy 1: My girl was about to give me oral by the fire when her roommate came home.
Guy 2: Did she keep going? Did the roommate join in?
Guy 1: NO! She was embarrassed and asked me to leave.
Guy 2: What a boner buster!

by RNPS April 29, 2008