rnps's definitions

sputter butter

A fart with some anal contents (juicy, chunks...) that gets sprayed on your underware.

Dude 1: So there I was in line at the grocery store when I had to fart.
Dude 2: Ya?
Dude 1: Well, my fart was more than a fart...I got some sputter butter...my underware was so messed-up.

by RNPS January 6, 2008

snatch patch

An excuse guys or lesbians will use when they're either not interested in a woman or taking a break from women (typically after a break-up).
Implying one is wearing a patch similar to a smoker's nicotine patch.

Whore in bar: Come on, baby! Give me some of your sweet meat!
Man in bar: Sorry, ma'am...I'm on the snatch patch.

by RNPS April 30, 2008

air train

a long, gassy day due to a recent meal's digestion.

Ugh! Last night's chilli cook-off is causing today's air train...I can't stop farting!

by RNPS February 8, 2009

Gutter Trout

A condom found in the gutter or on the street. Typically out of the wrapper and used.

I was walking the dog and noticed a gutter trout floating in the water.

by RNPS July 28, 2010

apple sauce

A man's shot load on an Apple computer from looking at too much internet porn.

Wife: Is this your jizz all over our computer!?

Husband: NO. That's just a little apple sauce.

by RNPS December 29, 2008

spackle the toilet

a male who masterbates, flog the log, choke the chicken, jack off

Dick: Hey Condy, have you seen W?
Condy: Ya, he went to spackle the toilet, again.
Dick: AGAIN?!
Condy: Ya, you'd think he'd be more concerned about our economy being in the shitter!
Dick: What a dick!

by RNPS April 27, 2008

gummy bear

In group sex, when men gather around a fat, hairy man (the bear) and jack-off on him. Some may chant "gummy bear" repeatedly.

Dude, I was at this wild sex party last night - we gave this guy a gummy bear.

by RNPS August 7, 2007