rik's definitions

eddisfaction

eddisfaction - To reach the standards set out by Edd, eddisfaction is only obtainable when the enjoyment level is so intense that Edd screams for more. Some people presume that reaching Eddisfaction is an easy task or "a piece of cake" but only those who truly know Edd really understand the value of Eddisfaction and the effects that are caused by it.

Can't get no Eddisfaction.
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you can really feel the eddisfaction, it kinda makes me feel uncontrolably sick.

by Rik January 19, 2004

kutsom

Lil Jon's clothing, white top with a black stripe down the left side with white letters KUTSOM

Music videos featuring Lil Jon

by Rik November 27, 2004

bullwinkle surprise

For Males Only

When receiving oral sex, tap your pleasurer on the shoulder to get her attention. Then you should touch your thumbs to your head and spread your fingers like moose antlers and make any strange noise. Then, punch her in the face.

Dude, check out that chick. She's totally bullwinkle surprise material.

by Rik January 6, 2004

Hammerhead

A drinking game for the boys. Involves two pong games going on simultaneously on two tables shaped like a hammerhead. One table is straight and the other table is faced sideways connected to the first table. The game that involves the long table involves cups 4-3-2-1 and is 2v2. The short table is 1v1 and has cups 3-2-1. One team from long game and short game are on same team. First team to eliminate all cups wins.

The boys played hammerhead last night. They were super ducked up.

by Rik April 22, 2017

baget

A viscous carniverous cannibalistic rodent that may or may not live in the deep dense jungles of Sudan. Mostly seen at night, and only seen by it's prey (other bagets). Believed by some to be closely related to the Cheat. though those people are clearly morons.

I have been searching these jungles for a baget for many years but have yet to sight one.

by Rik April 6, 2004

QueerDuck

An absolutely amazin cartoon in which the main character is a queer-duck. The guy above my defininition is a asshole. Please look up 'bloaf'.
his mates include:
1)openlygator-an aligator
2)bipolar bear-a polar bear
(both are also gay)

a strange purple duck that fucks other male ducks

by Rik May 13, 2005

ying yang twins

The best rappers in the world, crunk.

The person who wrote the bad definition below obviously has no idea just how Crunk the Ying Yang are. HANH!!!!!

I treat my hummer like a tonka toy

by Rik November 29, 2004